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At least no one's warned him off if he's not already married. I guess the women situation has improved. Certainly, Chilkoot's is no longer what it once was.

Makes me glad I had a chance to live there when it was only a population of 40,000-50,000

don't you brazilian wax?

Sigh. Even a man's word isn't worth anything anymore.

That's a very cool interface. I can think of several uses for that right off the bat. Couple that with the nifty desktop seen previously.

To some, it wouldn't matter if she balanced the budget, strengthened the military, and found Osama bin Laden. The fact that a liberal did that would make it automatically a Bad Thing. Not that she would do any of these things but, hey, if people can argue that anyone but Bush loyalists are out to ruin America and democracy and let the terrorists win, then I can make shit up too.

too much pent up anger. not a good climbing partner. would probably freak out at the crux and refuse to go up or down. i guess you could tie him off and go have a beer.

Of course, if she does get elected, you'll have to STFU and respect the president and support her, right? And you won't mind if she invokes 'executive privilege' ? And you won't mind when she issues 'signing statements' that exempt her from following the rule of law? And you won't mind when she gives all of her cronies no-bid contracts, right?

STFU shit pants. STFU Luddite

do they come with a prehensile tail?

write a book about how to make easy money. sell it to the ignorant masses.

You clearly have a blood lesion on the brain. Hie thee to the leech witch. Better ask for an enema just to be sure.

that's just schtoopid.

exactly.

But a trigger lock would prevent someone from defending themselves. God knows you need to have your gun out when the boyfriend comes over....

it's easy to talk smack about banning PB at schools and snacks at Little League until you remember what kids are like and you know that someone's precious little Bratleigh will decide to find out what really happens to little Tommy when you put PB on him.

i'm not saying anything of the sort. just taking bets on who has the quicker trigger finger....so to speak.

does anything else happen up there?

i can't find any news articles about that??? they're probably hidden behind the Great Ice Wall at the border.

what happens if you eat a PB sandwich before you cross the border? is that smuggling? will it be considered attempted murder if you then play tonsil hockey with some Canuck lass with a legume sensitivity?

taking bets on who'll be the first to complain about liberals and gun control laws.

Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich Malckovich!

"How much gear and gas could I have bought instead of this thing?"

apparently it hasn't occurred to you that the essence of most humor is cruelty, of one degree or another. given the nature of most april fool's jokes, how is this in any way, 'mean an not terribly funny'. is it because when I said 'secretary' you assumed 'female'?

mangia!