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Sometimes when I am at a party I'll open up the top and piss in the tank... just for fun. Haven't shit in one yet.

I think the next step is human milk. You could watch a lactating woman steam some rich goodness into your cup while you wait.

I think these guys are all talk. If they really wanted to beat your ass they would just trick you into meeting for an all night coke binge/strip bar tour and greet you with a sack of doorknobs when you arrive. That's what I would do, anyway.

Favorite quote from the new Ween disk: "The wheels fell off, the bottom dropped out, the checks all bounced, I came in your mouth"

Now that's a real solution! I will make a point to do that this weekend up in squampton.

Maybe on the routes/boulders you climb. What about the overhanging stuff?

I think you are talking about things like this. I don't mean to rip on this guy in particular, but check out the 5 gallon bucket of chalk sitting on the ground. In my opinion it does look like shit. I am guilty of it too. I have never brushed the chalk off of a problem after I work it. I imagine this will become more and more of an issue the more areas that are developed. My guess is that in 10 years it will be the norm to bring a brush with you to clean up your mess after you are done climbing. Except for highballs of course. Or maybe all the people who own stick clips will have brush attachments to go along with them.

% grade is rise over run times 100. Degrees it arctan rise over run. A 6% grade is equal to 3.4 degrees. for relatively flatter slopes it is easier to perceive % grades. When you are talking a 45 degree slope it doesn't make much sense to call it a 100% slope so you use degrees for steeper stuff.

My girl just read Fast Food Nation and said there is small amounts of poo in most ground beef we eat. mmmm poo.

17.8 degrees, or 32.2% grade. (assuming dist given is map dist). Actual length of trail (hyp) = 2.1 miles

Yeah, I will have to get a copy of my third grade math book to figure that one out.

Just fuckin with ya, Norsky. It does sound like an amazing place. It probably helps to have family there so you can mooch $10 beers off of 'em. I will check out Hono for you if I ever get around to reuniting with my kin folk.

If your mission was to put people to sleep, mission accomplished.

"Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. Let's get through this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

Here is an example of chestbeating. The reason it is chestbeating is that the caption makes a point of saying that he is warming up on a V4. Why make that point?

Spinal Tap.

You laugh, but I'm planning to shell out for a comfy Coleman tent before my next trip to c4. My 4 season tent fly got too much sap on it during the last trip. I'd rather trash some cheap tent big enough for a bouldering pad. Have fun on the road. I'm a little jealous. Seriously, a good car camping tent is a must on a long road trip. I look at all the suckers that damn near throw their back out cramming into their fancy four season and I just walk right into the fatty Eureka and cold chill.

I think it would be cool if whoever runs the campsite up there would install lockers that you could put your valuables in while you aren't using them. It would be like going to a health club. It's not like you go to Squamish to get away from it all.

I'm finna get blotto tonight and prolly nurse a hangover tomorrow. I'll be at Index Sunday afternoon if I can stay away from the bottle Saturday night.

I'm not so worried about the belay setup. I'm more concerned about the pants he is wearing.

Religion is aid.

What you talking fool? Topping out on that was nice! True. I was just having a dark moment. Have you ever had one of those?

2nd to last pitch on Birds of Prey. I threw a hissy fit on that one while on TR. Should have rapped prior to that but my partner usually opts for dirty wet top outs as opposed to rapping.

How about Skoal? It is the main ingredient in what is know as a Hot Karl... a very pleasing and sensual experience for anyone who tries it. Surprise your lover with a fresh tin and reap the rewards.

I think most people love America because most Americans haven't lived anywhere else. They have been taught that it is the greatest place in the world to live and they believe it. They love their trailer parks and strip malls and believe it is heaven on earth.