lummox

so quit bumming my stone by writing disrespectful she-ot. really.

That is the stupidest question I've ever heard...uh, I'd feel like I just won the Super Bowl, sunk a hole-in-one to win the Masters, took the checkered flag at Indy AND Daytona, and netted the final goal to clinch the Stanley Cup. seriously folks. i think annabelle sells real estate in sun valley. that is some serious dollar for faux rugged cabins and shit up there i know it. and i think her mom hooked her up with the chilean expedition. that is some cra-cra shizzle to be trying everest as the 1st summit ina 7 summit quest. chick aims high. but what else would you expect from someone who used to date tommy hilfiger and spent a summer holiday with the duke of york in st tropez and rode horseback across bolivia. all kinds of wacky shit. she gots style.

you know she is washing her hair today. shamba-la.

You can call me Imelda from here on. not even. 10 pairs is WEAK! you need to step up your game.

only 10 pairs of shoes? really. anyone remember todd skinners van onto which he bolted a mini wall. that was funny.

this shizzle is upstanding. better recognize. i have no idea what the ladys goal is but it aint easy to walk up the big e. i give her props for trying and i will keep tabs on her website lookin for the money shot. aieet. i read her latest journal entries and am giving her less than even odds on summitting.

i am looking forward to the tr from an 'edward 40 hands' ascent of something.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q: Why do men "break wind" more than women? A: Because women can't stay quiet long enough to build up the required pressure. All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink

what is a 'jo jo'?

extreme.

you people have no respect for the sanctity of lvoe. i mean love.

annabellebond@earthlink.net been there done that. i got an 'automated response' thing about 'suspect email'. i am piecing together the shreds of what was once my tender heart.

aarrggh! my head hurts. i thought a surgeons knot was a lot like a granny but with another twist. anyway. check out the middle 'bend' on the right: way strong way to join two ropes. i seen it called 'double bowline'. i would never use it climbing cuz the knot could roll.

sponsored climber sheila. all pretty and everything. even her name is cool: annabelle bond. got her own website. http://www.annabellebond.com/ she is climbing everest. how come i never see babe-atude like this at the crags i go to?

ingenuity

:whateverhomo:

no ? if i only stay there 1/2 the time is the rent only 1/2 too?

when i first read this shizzle i thought about a tree fallin gin the woods not making a sound unless a boulderer took a picutre. or something like that.

:stupidshit:

Same can be said of hanford. "Radiation, yes indeed! You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-boxed do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have 'em too. " - J. Frank Parnell aint yakima downstream? how do you like them apples?

is to.

i read an article about how european wildlife --woodland creatures and such-- are thriving in the evacuated area cause of no hunting pressure. silver lining!

aint there another chapter where the flea mites declare jihad on both the ants and grasshoppers because of their 'love of freedom' then the president ant hires some killer bees to mess em up because the flea mites got some wmd program related acitvities going on. and some other shizzle?

and the forms make me feel stupid.