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lummox

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  1. it's wetter than a zima drunk college girl on spring break hereabouts too. screw seattle, climb in skaha
  2. lummox

    Im Drunk!

    are you part australian, or something?
  3. 14' jonboat
  4. anybody else imagine victoria clarke in a leather dominatirx outfit with whip in hand, or just trask?
  5. on to damascus! then amman! let's liberate the eastbank for the ungrateful palestinians.
  6. when priming las chicas, yes. but all's fair in luv.
  7. shoulda taped, tex. i know a longtime southern utah climber who shaves his hands and wrists so tape extraction is easier. even with perfect technique, you'll get hotspots from the relentlessly parallel cracks. at least you've got a souvineer.
  8. What do you use numbnuts for? I never heard of em.
  9. That sounds way wrong.
  10. Nevermind. They don't fucking make anything.
  11. what up, bitch?
  12. lummox

    Im Drunk!

    ditto, punk.
  13. Who's on the short list for your booty call, then?
  14. That's a midget nun, dopey.
  15. mofo saddam put his goverment on alert on 9-11 prior to the highjackings. 1+1=?
  16. those gurls are former east german swimmers.
  17. local talent is looking fine for me. typical elementary teacher is female, single, and on the pill. what the fuck do you want?
  18. It must suck to have a pin head.
  19. fuck you. AA is for quitters.
  20. Here's a question... What type of a species is Humpty Dumpty? Everyone just ASSUMES he's an egg. It never says that anywhere... I need SOURCES, people!!! fuck the tyep of species. is it male, or female? androgynous maybe? asexual, whatever it is.
  21. word from Colin Powell is that the coalition of the willing is increasing. fuckin A. even the pipe fitters are drinking with the teamsters down at the suck and swallow. increase that count with the support of the State of Inebriation!
  22. humpty dumpty lives!
  23. Watch it, lummox, Sexual Chocolate will jump your shit for being racist. watch it yourself. I ain't got nothing against the irish. I like em alot. I've banged plenty colleens, and will screw plenty more. But not too many would like to see em wearing thong bikinis. Okay, jenny mccarthy, yea. but she's a hybrid.
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