lummox

one fucking word: febreze.

yea. skiiing is for dumfucks who aint got the neandrethal brutalness to posthole with a snowboard on yer back.

fuckin climbing grades aint very consistent youngster. i could send you to some places where v4s would buck you off. but so what. numbers aint shit. or is it the numbers are aid?

being the asshole i am, and while waiting for the airplane, ill chime in here with a quick observation. the one armed guy is fucking weak. a 200 lb boulder aint shit. im sure theres more to the story, but the way it reads, the average gym monkey wouldnt have missed a meal let alone cut his fucking arm off to get out from a little rock fall action.

making their tour. those sassy texas laydees be playing west coast in july. they got notions and shit. more than music. i seen em naked too. they fuckin hot. i dint know they were sluts, but it say so right on ther hot white bodies. damn. crackers never looked so good. all that need is some spread. (im on holiday. fuq u)

ima heading outa town for awhile. you get your respite.

lobbob, when i get a tweaker in my shoulder, i keep doing range of motion shit --as long as its pain free. humans used to not have surgical intervention for their aches and pains yet they somehow got by. just keep using it. though i havent done it, friends say swimming really helps them.

cabbage patch kids

imo, i dont know who the fuck sphinx is. i think its dfa though. course, im an asshole, so fuck you.

climb with two lead ropes. solves a lot of problems. two 8.8mm lines from bluewater. static ropes suck unless youre fixing --and then id use a 9mm bluewater 2.

blast from the past

thats 'a' team for gimme 'another' pie. fuckers even got his own plate.

whata you talking about? im concentrating on handicapping the winston cup series.

I meant after they are removed from the skin or wherever. But thank you for the reminder of how to remove them.. I forgot that to. oh. that. i just run away. ticks are pretty slow.

for like the 50 zillionth time, YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE'S TONES AND ATTITUDE FROM READING WHAT THEY WRITE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER. How do you know what Bone's tone and attitude was unless you actually talked to him in person? ITs easy to be misconstrued - but you should know that. arent you frustrated? hard to tell from just reading your writing.

its better to lift em off with a split toothpick (or something that makes a tiny y to put around their pin head). dont squeeze em. burning em, or greasing em is a waste of time.

classic, dude. i was at this sport cliff the other day, and my belayer casually says to the two next to us 'that grigri is threaded wrong'. it was. that was some funny shit.

condors are fucking big. unless your thinking 'holy shit that a big fucking bird!' it aint a condor. i only seen em around the vermillion cliffs in arizona (near lees ferry).

i was pretty stoked back in the day to get crime of the century at squamish.

i dont see anything at that website that credits the original designers. all that shit first come out of flagstaff. Hurricane, Utah. i dont think so. for sure the soft goods were made first in flagstaff. maybe middendorf was selling hammers when he was in hurricane (but i though he moved there after living in flagstaff--he had the place in flag for awhile). whatever. the pack designs at ace website are all old middendorf ones.

lambone misogyny

why you want anything but quickdraws? i like the dudes at splitter, but their gear is a speciality item. the two cammers work well in baby and 5/8' angle scars. for aid. the fours, like the twos, work best in super parallel cracks. if not parallel, theres not much contact of metal to rock.

heres the deal jonny boy, i aint gonna be the one dying. see. its an attitude thing.

yea. those freaky kenyans look like they run on fireplugs

fuck reading. watch movies to get psyched. like just about any indy skate film, reruns of jackass (or the jackass movie). gets you primed to break sumpin. listen to thrash metal. drink. a lot. smoke em if you got em.