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  1. why do you think i drink? have some red wine and don't get too deep.
  2. talking bout yourself in third person is creepy, dude.
  3. and their effect on the economy on the eastside has been low. fucking cheepskate boulderheads.
  4. fyi, when cleaning pins, hit them with upwards strikes, tap downwards to their original orientation, then repeat. this will create a wedge shape well suited to nut placement. this technique is especially helpful on first ascents of soft rock (for example, many routes in zion were prepped in this way by the first ascentionists).
  5. im over it
  6. lummox

    beer goggles

    http://www.mikeleo.com/beer/beer.swf
  7. nah dude. i climb. 7 pitches today.
  8. that dude dont look like he misses to many meals. prolly the perfect partner for a hunting trip. just make him cook.
  9. "LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals. Ingrid Newkirk, 53, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), said on Thursday she had chosen to donate her body to her organization for use in a variety of startling protests. " bet shes just gristle and spit.
  10. naw dude. im the chick wearing the bikini top while bouldering. just forgot my name is all.
  11. i did and i wasnt believed. like ima dan - or sumpin? it dont matter anyhow. climbing is still hard after all these years. it aint what you did but rahter what your dreams are. know what im sayin. ana i woulda probably nailed the drag on too.
  12. guess you aint read melville. he climbed that shit when jumping ship back in the day.
  13. double overhand is a fishermans ya dink. but with the strands parallel just use an overhand.
  14. deborah is about 50 degrees
  15. lummox

    busted!

  16. lummox

    Joke for the Day

    A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, "Hey, don't pee in the pool!" The boy replied, "Ah come on. Everybody does it!" "Not from the diving board!" shouted the lifeguard
  17. That's an easy thing to do. Do you climb much Lummox? He was on the cover of Rock and Ice......... im a poster child alreight. and i get puckered just crossing the street.
  18. you all are confusing life endangerment with pucker factor.
  19. lummox

    Damn

    warm beer never looked so good
  20. lummox

    Poll

    sphincter=dfa
  21. you must learn to embrace the suck. beomce one with the wet. merge with the mold.
  22. i got a pair of montrail d7s for my summer shoe. screw the snow shit, im going rock clibming. plus i can stomp on my fat wellgo pedals with em.
  23. hood river is too dam windy for me.
  24. You mean like before the first one? easy to pick on the stupid kid, aint it? sure im not mensa material like dru, but i must be into triple digits on the iq.
  25. lummox

    Coffee induced poo

    poo
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