lummox

get a haircut

this shit reminds me of one of my girlfriends saying to me she thinks i might be a 'pedophile'. i say 'whoa. that's a pretty big word for a thirteen year old.'

i been kikin with jo satriani interspersed with some spyra gyra.

sno'problem. you can handle my control stick any time.

one hand for the boat, one hand for yourself. durex. smile more.

good point. but fer sure the dood is gonna know half a dozen ways to make a bong out of everyday trash items. gotta know the skills, brah.

anybody remember when 'extreme' skiers were called 'hot doggers'? wtf? liberty ridge was first skied around 1971, or sumpin. what was old is new again. aint that some kina fucking budha koan?

a few short notes on tropical butterflies.

i hang down and to the right. wait. what you talking bout?

them little fucking handywipes from the kentucky fried chicken. gets yer sack and taint shower fresh.

how many animals can you find in a pair of pantyhose? two calves, one pussy, and a fish that no one has ever found.

one fucking word: febreze.

yea. skiiing is for dumfucks who aint got the neandrethal brutalness to posthole with a snowboard on yer back.

fuckin climbing grades aint very consistent youngster. i could send you to some places where v4s would buck you off. but so what. numbers aint shit. or is it the numbers are aid?

being the asshole i am, and while waiting for the airplane, ill chime in here with a quick observation. the one armed guy is fucking weak. a 200 lb boulder aint shit. im sure theres more to the story, but the way it reads, the average gym monkey wouldnt have missed a meal let alone cut his fucking arm off to get out from a little rock fall action.

making their tour. those sassy texas laydees be playing west coast in july. they got notions and shit. more than music. i seen em naked too. they fuckin hot. i dint know they were sluts, but it say so right on ther hot white bodies. damn. crackers never looked so good. all that need is some spread. (im on holiday. fuq u)

ima heading outa town for awhile. you get your respite.

lobbob, when i get a tweaker in my shoulder, i keep doing range of motion shit --as long as its pain free. humans used to not have surgical intervention for their aches and pains yet they somehow got by. just keep using it. though i havent done it, friends say swimming really helps them.

cabbage patch kids

imo, i dont know who the fuck sphinx is. i think its dfa though. course, im an asshole, so fuck you.

climb with two lead ropes. solves a lot of problems. two 8.8mm lines from bluewater. static ropes suck unless youre fixing --and then id use a 9mm bluewater 2.

blast from the past

thats 'a' team for gimme 'another' pie. fuckers even got his own plate.

whata you talking about? im concentrating on handicapping the winston cup series.

I meant after they are removed from the skin or wherever. But thank you for the reminder of how to remove them.. I forgot that to. oh. that. i just run away. ticks are pretty slow.