Scott, STFU. Talk to any scientist with a Ph.D who has spent their life doing research, then come here and spray that nobody does science because they don't love it. Research takes so much time and effort, if you don't love it, you don't do it.
Saying that the only science that exist is done by chemists for pharmaceutical companies is incredibly narrow-minded. I'm surprised that you never saw any of this in school. What was your major, Leisure Studies?
Calling this clone guy a scientist is also a stretch. It's like calling a quack on the street a doctor.
As for your carrots, this is so moronic I'm not even going to comment on it.
Gain some perspective.