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The chicas might care. Especially if you get a giant squid gene, too....

How do you arrive at your conclusions? By analyzing his speeches, deducing his IQ and GPA, and showing that he would never have been admitted?

Strickland is winning.

How about no posting on cc.com for a week? Huh Scott?

In-state tuition is aid! Oh, and since I forgot to add it to my last post.

Don't you ever spend any time, you know, on school?

Isn't that Evilution?

Wouldn't ripping bartacks act like a Screamer?

Question is, where do all those virgins come from? And are they hot?

I gotta wait two years, one month, 21 days until I can get drunk in Canada! Do the math, man!

Three years, one month, 21 days! At least I get to go to Germany for a bit this summer.

It does if you understand Hebrew and Greek (or enough). Alpha and Omega is one name attributed to him. He transcends time. Perhaps the reason athiests are so hostile towards an omniscient God is that they cannot explain something that is beyond their comprehension. This is where some delve into pantheism saying that God IS the universe and that he is forever expanding and boundless like the universe and that inside him are the laws of our existence which he is immune to. He temporarily relinquished this power by sending Christ. The general conclusion is that he has always existed. I know you will write that off as B.S. or whatever, but that is what I believe. I dont think my views are orthodoxy, but what the hell? Eventually, you always get to this. "God is too much from our puny human minds to deal with. He 'is' and we can't question it." Hence, it's a win-win situation. Either you convince the other guy logically, or you simply revert to "God is beyond logic".

What major problem did you have? I've used Whisperlites quite often and have never had a problem. One clogged after a few years, but it was easy to clean.

I really like that last one.

Dave, you have go use the URL of the photo itself. Rightclick on the photo, go to 'properties', and get the photo's URL, not the page's URL. and use

Yes I do. It's hard to respect something that doesn't exist!

You don't respect my religion!

Dru, resize your stupid photos! Plus it looks like shit zoomed in like this, it's all blurry.

What's evolution got to do with Hell? BTW, I'll see you there, if it exists.

Scott. What do you believe about salvation? Do you believe in predestination, grace, or what? If religion makes you miserable, why do you partake in it? I gotta write an essay for history now. Sorry.

Scott, since you don't seem to get it I'll explain what Iain said. Life sucks. But Jesus says that we should embrace suffering. Since Jesus tells us to embrace[life], we feel less like victims, and more as noble stoics. As such, religion makes you feel better when life sucks. Complicated, no? YOU are you getting it Paul. Religion is not supposed to make you feel better. That is my point. Logic is lost on you Scott. Reread my post a few hundred times until you understand Iain's point. Thanks!

If this is how you see it then how about, Evolution is society's coping mechanism for the harsh reality that they're going to hell. They provide a half-baked hypothesis that is supposed to comfort them so they can feel guilt free while sinning. Huh? How so? Christianity says that if you're good then you'll go to Heaven when you die, and you'll keep living up there. Thus it's comforting when your son dies, because you know he'll keep living in heaven and you'll see him there. Also, when life sucks, you can console yourself that you'll go to heaven soon and life is perfect here. That's how it's comforting. But how does the theory of evolution comfort us and keep us from feeling guilty?