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cracked

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  1. This is A GOOD DAY.
  2. Sorry, Jay, me no like. You sound bitter. Bad day?
  3. wherefore art thou The smile is too big, the teeth are too white; like Dryad says, too overprocessed. Hot, but not pretty.
  4. SKIS! on Pax! Pretty damn cool.
  5. Good point, so let's ignore it, shall we.
  6. cracked

    Limericks...

    it would be much better if you actually climbed SICKNESS, BRAH! Yes, the boots are in the pack.
  7. cracked

    Bad Photo Contest

  8. cracked

    GotterMoron?

    I love how you liberals are so full of love and acceptance. You are making America a better place and I thank you. Kerry in 2004!
  9. S O M E T I M E S
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    Limericks...

    Number chaser. There once was a volcano ho who wore a reverse afro she post-holed for a year 'till it became clear that skis are the way to go
  11. cracked

    Limericks...

    There once was a young man, Luke he wrestled the pebbles, the brute he crimped far too hard ripped his tendon a yard and says that it was but a fluke
  12. cracked

    Limericks...

    Wait, that's a real problem? My bad.
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    Limericks...

    There was once a young man, Distel who thrashed his way through the thistle with a pad on his back and a bowl in his pack but failed on his project The Missile (V8)
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    Limericks...

    There was this one fat kid named cracked he wrote several rhymes that were whacked he was a great sprayer and more so a player and every day on horsecock he snacked
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    Limericks...

    A gumby with the moniker Rudy wrote home to mention quite truly 'nev'er did I know how great 'tis to throw my chalkbag away and ski Ruby' (Ruby Mountain Heli Skiing)
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    Limericks...

    There once was a poser named Dru, Who knew not just what he should do, He posted all day, Did nothing but spray, And had not so much as a clue.
  17. Not as gay as you.
  18. Ugh...that face!!! But she made it up the big E.
  19. Exactly. Which is why you should vote GREEN:
  20. cracked

    F/ 911

    Oh, but of course! D'oh!
  21. cracked

    F/ 911

    Didn't he win the Palme D'Or for best documentary? And how the hell do you 'herd' a DVD?
  22. Can't Jon and Tim configure the bbs so that posts will support HTML and JavaScript? That would be SWEET! You could so fuck with people!!
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