glacierdog

I need to post more often. I didn't make the list!

Hey sisu, check your PM's. Good to hear from ya

Tree huggin mullet

Since I haven't seen Sisu (he's moved to Hawaii!) on here for a while, I feel I must fill the void. A young ventriloquist and his dummy is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blond jokes, when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about enough of your degenerating blond jokes, a**hole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person . because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of 'humor'." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up, "You stay out of this, Mister . . . I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

Adobe? Does mac have Adobe? Adobe can do anything! It's an acrobat.

Yanni's playing??? And here I am, stuck in Europe, drinking cheap wine and cheaper beer, making love to beautiful women... It's just not fair.

Okay, nevermind, I already know the answer to that one.

Cynical assholes. You really believe Bush has no concern for the U.S., that he's not acting on what he believe's is right? That it's all about lining his and his friend's pockets?

The Time Bomb 1 part Dr. Pepper 1 part Bailey's. It's called the time bomb because it tastes like a chocolate malt, but if you drink it too slow it curdles. I came up with this one in Florida in a fit of desperation.

Ya, but she's hot. Your mom on the other hand, we can go all night.

It is?

Seriously. This phenomenon has been noted in specimens as young as 1.5 years old. By me. Entirely too often.

Girls love snaffles! Right? Anyone?

I know right? Little deja vue'. Well, much appreciated Goat.

I see what you mean, Stonehead. But what would that take? Wouldn't it require changing the culture itself? The middle east has never seen peace. I can't pretend to know enough about sociology to postulate on what it would require to alter the mindset of the groups of people who would see us destroyed. My hope is that we have planted a seed there. Time will tell.

I can't help what the people's in power motives are, but I can see the good that comes from it. I know that fortunes have been made off this war. But I can't do anything about that. What I can do is continue to fight the good fight and hope that others will follow suit. If everyone comes to believe that the only reason we fight is to line the pockets of our superiors, then we won't long have a fighting force worth reckoning with. Already, morale is lower than I've ever seen it. How do you think we feel? Our friends are dying, and all we hear from the states is how misguided and pointless the war is. We HAVE accomplished something great. If people took advantage of the situation to make themselves richer, well, karma is a motherfucker.

Actually, over here, the women approach me more often than not. German chicks dig me.

But I really DO like kids and picket fences! (SHUT UP guys! That shit works.)

Man, I should have thought of this years ago! Just ask them to have sex! Maybe a picture of my snaffle should go along with it.

Vietnam and Iraq have nothing in common other than they are both wars. In Vietnam, we committed insufficient numbers of troops with no clear mission, then fettered them to a certain area of operation. "War by the numbers." Iraqi Freedom is unique from any operation in history. 3 weeks, we toppled a regime, and it only took that long because we were learning the logistics of such fast paced warfare as we went. Still less than a thousand deaths after more than a year of fighting. The new infrastructure is already in place. WTF do you people know about it??? Many Iraqi's are grateful for what we have done. A good friend of mine is Airborne, just spent a little more than a year there. He saw it first hand. How bout ya'll grow some testicles? Seriously, can anyone here deny that Saddam Hussein was a tyrannical bastard who needed to be removed from power? We had the ability to do it, so as far as I'm concerned, we also had the responsibility.

Just wanted to let you all know that once again, I am in Germany. If a digital camera makes it into my posession, I'll be sure update ya'll frequently with pictures of my various summits (i.e. barstools, fraulines, long flights of stairs, etc.)

Wow, not even a glimmer of recognition for my contribution here? Are you two locked in a death match of shit talking?

Hell, as far as I'm concerned, Kerry going to war at all was enough for military service. I'm not saying I like or trust the guy. But he did serve. Sure, he may have been in specifically for political reasons. But he was in, with the potential to take a fucking bullet. All the debate about his medals is is a bunch of poop flinging. Nothing new guys. Just poop flinging. I recieved a Navy Achievement medal for academic reasons, while a friend of mine got his for disarming a hostile while on duty in Okinawa. Does that mean I didn't deserve mine? I guarantee that if I were running for President, it would come up. So, in summary, ah, fuck off.