""Beavers are a valuable source of education for our young people," said Tom Seaton, a Fish and Game biologist. "Their carcasses can be used in many ways - for food, for warm garments. Almost everything about beavers is good, except when they flood your yard or knock down live trees."
Ha ha ha ha! I feel the same way about PETA activists. I mean, their carcasses have to be useful somehow, right? Seriously, though, I grew up killing things in Alaska, and I have a very healthy respect for life. I don't randomly kill animals, I don't swerve to hit critters on the road, blah blah blah. I'm about tired of people who don't live in Alaska trying to dictate the way things should be there. Remember the wolves? They flipped shit when Fish and Game were riding around in helicopters popping rounds into the poor little creatures. So they put a stop to that and transplanted the wolves to Yellowstone. Where they began making problems. Fuck all that. If you don't live there, keep your ignorant nose out. Meanwhile, I'm still having a great time in Germany!