E-rock

Traitor!

When have YOU ever offered constructive criticism on this board, boy? No, but that’s the goal, too bad you haven’t figured it out yet. Odd that you’re so unlearned that you’ve never heard this paradox in your life before. Indeed the more we learn, the more we realize how little we know. You are typical of the selfish, feed-me-good-grades university student. When have you ever behaved in a manner that deserves support on this board? I’m calling you on your shit, exactly like you attempted to call me on mine. The difference is, I know what I’m talking about.

You are full of shit. Stay on the groomers, chump. Cracked, shut the fuck up, how long have you been making turns for, two seasons? You're the most pathetic kind of beater. The guy who thinks he's all hot shit because he hikes 5 hours in the rain to go hit a stupid ass kicker and land on his ass. If you had ANY skills whatsover you might have room to talk but you're the biggest fucking gaper who posts on this board. Clearly you don't know a goddamn thing because there are only two conditions worth skiing: powder, and corn. In those two conditions my statement holds 100% true, and furthermore you're too much of a dumbass to even know when you should be scared because you probably don't know page one about avalanches. If you'd been skiing long enough you'd know that, beater. Oh and now here's the part where you get all indignant and shit and claim that I don't know anything about you and I shouuldn't be making any assumptions. However, you post all over this board about what an incredible fucking no-nothing dimwit you actually are. I've skied more days and in more conditions than you'll probably ever see in your short life because you're too dumb to live past 25.

Thread high jacking-rock-climber-pussy-fuck-tards. Skiing is and always will be better than climbing. You're never scared (well rarely) your never uncomfortable (well rarely) and you ALWAYS have fun (well almost always). Plus you don't go through all the bullshit psychological ups and downs that you go through in climbing. Skiing is for those of us who learned when we were kids. The rest of you can have the gym and your slopers, beetchez. Edit: I suppose you COULD learn to snowboard.

I'm trying to fucking nap, knock it the fuck off. Just leave a goddamn message and I'll fucking get back to you!

OMFG you are such a dumb-shit.

You're just pissed they haven't invented similar technology for penises.

That's what people said to me right before I moved there 10 years ago. I didn't know what they meant. Religion is not important on the east coast (where I grew up) except on Saturday and Sunday. The mormon culture takes some getting used to. But once you make friends and start to build a community, they are a peripheral, inconsequential part of your life in Utah, unless you allow them to be more than that.

I don't speak french. You're the one who smells like poo, remember. Sheesh fecophile francophones are all the same! Primadonnas!

So am I! I quit coffee. At first I was concerned about my morning poo. But the green tea is doing the job. I think just the placebo effect of drinking warm liquids is enough to make me crap, and I had a really good poo just two minutes ago! so that would make trask the bottom person on in your avatar this am?? I'm not really that into it, but he's really neat about it and doesnt' make a mess. He's really meticulous about clean-up, and he doesn't even vomit, so I figure I might as well keep the old boy happy.

So am I! I quit coffee. At first I was concerned about my morning poo. But the green tea is doing the job. I think just the placebo effect of drinking warm liquids is enough to make me crap, and I had a really good poo just two minutes ago!

15 inches at Baker Liink

Sex, duh. Climbing isn't that good.

Here's what it looked like at Alta yesterday. Can we be far behind?

Comeon you guys! Nobodies been getting jazzed about the upcoming season lately. All this gear talk is uber-boring. Post some pics, some links some videos, some radar screens, whatever it takes. I"m to busy to ski right now anyway, but I know the snow is coming. It's just heading south right now, it'll be here.

I remember reading something from my bank one time claiming that they will NEVER ask for your PIN number via email.

Actually, we've solved the problem, just wait about 8 more years. All the little kiddies today are on mood altering meds. By they time they're in high-school, they'll be lobotomized automotons.

oooh fart knocker. Did you bust out the Bevis and Butthead video collection over the weekend, Trask? Or are you picking up all of your material from your son?

Hey MisterE, check out my new avatar pic.

Oh my god, wirlwind, you can't even spell whirlwind.

STFU Newbie

Chill on my PARD???!!!!!

If he is a cancer... cut him out. BTW, the reason you slip when you skin is because you HAVE NO FUCKING TECHNIQUE.