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That's what a woman is for! Sucking and shopping and sucking and shopping Bongwater - "The Power of Pussy"

Ditto, yo! Constipation sucks ass. And it doesn't have that much to do with eating meat (though it can if you don't get a lot of fibre with your animal product). Constipation is usually caused by a combination of factors, stress, IBS, lack of sufficient fluids in your diet, low fiber, food allergies, imbalanced intestinal flora, etc. The easiest way to avoid constipation that I've found, is to eat at home, don't eat out (restaurants cook with high-temperature oils that are bad for you and your digestion), and drink lots of water. Of course fruits, veggies and grains are also important.

Nope, but I keep hearing good things.

Extremo out-does himself!

True enough, you don't get it that deep and light here. But you don't get it that deep more than a few times a year in Utah either, unless it's a really stellar season. I lived in Utah for eight years and backcountry skied in the Cottonwoods for 6 years, every week. I miss Cardiac bowl too. But I don't miss the Saturday crowds.

Is there a male equivalent to a "faghag"? If, so, E-Rock is it. Are you insinuating that I'm a FRAUD!? Moi?!

Hey you guys, I can't believe you're making fun of my ski vaction! I was all excited about it and you have to make me feel ridiculous.

From telemarktips.com 12/1--... Today we learned that Telluride has also announced its first-ever "Gay Ski Week." According to a resort press release the event will take place Feb.28-March 7, 2004. Planned activities include theme parties, on-mountain entertainment, an Oscar party, music, races, prizes and "spirited nighttime events." Proceeds will benefit the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD). “We are extremely excited to work with GLAAD on Telluride’s first gay ski week,” stated Pete Woods, Vice President of Sales & Marketing for the Telluride Ski Resort. “This event will be a laid-back, fun experience – offering an alternative to other gay ski weeks in Colorado.” "GLAAD is proud to be partnering with Telluride Ski Resort on its first-ever gay ski week," said GLAAD Executive Director Joan M. Garry. "By opening its doors to and welcoming the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community, Telluride is putting itself on the map as a place of inclusion and respect."

I've never once made a personal attack towards you, Kevin. Stay out of my threads. Question: Do you think pot makes you tough?

All I can say is that overall the skiing in Washington is WAAAY better than Utah. And I'm not talking about comparing say Mt. Baker or Crystal to Alta. I'm talking about comparing backcountry skiing. We are so lucky to have it so good here, and no one in the rest of the country knows a thing about it. I remember when I first moved here, people warned me that I wouldn't like the snow. They were so wrong. The snow here is phenomenal. A little on the heavy side at times, but we get the light stuff too. I can't remember the last time I was as excited about skiing this early in the season as I am this year. Please, keep up the TR's and photos people.

Very nice, Caveman. What location does that photo depict?

Went up to Glacier on Tuesday night to stay at my friends' house. We planned to ski and have Turkey. Wednesday, 3 inches of new at 5 am, more like 5 inches on top of the skied-out foot from the day before by the time we arrive. Very fun turning, we ski hard all day and go home thrashed. Wednesday night, bake a pumpkin pie and 4 batches of chocolate-chip cookies for T-day. Bring the cookies to the mountain on thursday. Thursday, 2 inches new at 5 am and clearing skies. Get first tracks on Hemispheres, and then take a run on the Arm. Snow was EXCELLENT (can't help chuckling when I think of the November skiing naysayers). My friend Mike finally shows up after lunch, and we punch a skin-track up underneath the cliffs of Table Mountain to farm some turns. We have it all to ourselves. During the course of the day I hand out chocolate-chip cookies to lifties and patrollers. At the end of the day I still have a lot left, so I offer some to some people in the parking lot. Here's where the day starts to go wrong. They offer me a pot-cookie in exchange. I don't smoke anymore (and I don't like it when I do smoke it, maybe once or twice a year). I eat the cookie on an empty stomach when I get home, and I wash it down with a beer. A half hour later I'm so stoned I can't speak. The cookie TASTED like sugary pot. I continue to get even more high. Dinner is served. I take two bites and go outside and vomit everything I ate that day. I sit on the couch and think in some strange language that isn't English. My friends try to speak to me and I can't respond because I can't figure out what order the words are supposed to go in. I go to bed at eight and think I'm hearing things until I realize that it's the television set and my friends are watching "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". That's where I am. I wake up in the morning miserable. Finally eat my dinner and my pumkin pie. Sit around stoned all the next day. I hate marijuana.

Watch "Dawn of the Dead". It's a brilliant social commentary. Only in their version of hell, zombies are trying to get in to the mall with them.

Several years ago I organized a Black Friday Canyon Protest at the mouth of Big Cottonwood Canyon to bring attention to the fact that Snowbird planned to build a 75,000 sq ft structure on top of Hidden Peak (11,000 ft and shrinking). We got maybe 30 seconds of local news coverage while the idiots racing towards the door at Walmart (kMart, Target, Fred Meyer, or some other shithole) got a big old "hurray team" from the local media.

Thanks Will, for putting it in terms that both liberals and conservatives can understand and agree on.

They did win today!

I just saw that this thread had 666 views and I had to put an end to that!

MisterE sings this song to you while he's giving you a belay.

Bwahahahah, THAT's the terrain you guys brag about down there in homo-Oregon. ....Sorry, I feel like I just picked on someone with a disability or something.

Beck, I'm offended by your use of a part of female anatomy as an insult towards the ignorant masses who contribute to this internet wasteland. It violates all the true, pure, and beautiful principles I hold dear.

Chicks like guys who are cute, caring, open, compassionate, and productive. They don't give a fuck whether or not you're a climber. Post YOUR pic and profile and see how many chicks who "dig this climbing shit" start PM'ing you.

Ah yes, here's the part where people start insulting the abilities of others because they don't use the same gear. If you can rip a boot out a 3-pin cable, you are a rare skier indeed.

And YOU, Metalhead, have lousy reading comprehension.

I"ve never worked through them Sisu, because when I had G3 skin problems (after 1 fucking day) I took them straight back to the shop and demanded ascension's.

ScottP, go to telemarktips.com and check out the binding reviews in the DrTelemark section. I will give a second (third?) vote for the Voile 3-pin hardwires. Time-tested, simple, durable, reliable, and they ski very well. Personally I think the Targa is an overhyped binding. The O2 has not yet seen a full year on the market, and with BD's binding woes of the past, I would avoid them (personal opinion) until the good word comes back from the street. Supposedly they SKI very well, but how do they hold up? Sounds risky to find out.