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I'm listening to this weird song on KEXP right now about a woman with a hymen that always grew back and eventually covered up all of her orifices and suffocated her, "like a slap that she deserved".

Perhaps you need to learn proper use of emoticons. is typically a display of genuine humor. are useful emoticons that add sarcastic overtones to a post. Get it?

That does it! I'm moving to Mexico.

But WHAT ABOUT THE FAKE PACKAGE!!!!!?????????? What does the sock-job represent metaphorically!!!!?????????

Word!! Gotta look for the latest designer malady. Or create one! Ever heard of "acid reflux disease" before prilosec hit the market? Incidentally it is VERY similar to its predecessor, however the patent ran out for the company who makes and now prilosec's predecessor is going generic.

Jack-booted thug!

Just back me UP on this one, okay? Sheesh

Left-Liberal Left-Liberals prefer self-government in personal matters and central decision-making on economics. They want government to serve the disadvantaged in the name of fairness. Leftists tolerate social diversity, but work for economic equality.

The mounting disrespect towards the "little people" displayed by the police officers in our nation is the fault of eye-rolling republicans everywhere.

Sticking up for the pharmaceutical industry is like sticking up for the mafia. D U M B. Poor wittwe guys. How will they ever survive?

TR of the season!

Riiiiiiggghhhht

No, your opinion is uneducated, as always. Has it ever occured to you that most of the times you jump on the Trask bandwagon, he's making inciteful comments only to perpetuate the nihilistic image of his avatar?

I was joking.

It's been good at Baker, Saturday was a fluke.

And if he's schizophrenic it's totally fine that he killed his wife? Run along, Cracked. I think your Ramen is boiling over....

Soon we'll be taking away his presidency. Apparently he has a large package as well. Do you support the flaunting of the President's abnormally large package?

Not saying that this was home-boys problem, but have you ever heard of a little thing called SCHIZOPHRENIA? It's a disease that makes people do really fucked up uncontrollable things and think irrational thoughts like "I'm God".

Some friends! Most skiers don't mind if you use their skintrack as long as you're not post-holing. Glad to hear you got out in the good stuff.

I can just see him, grumpily and lazily removing himself from the couch and football to grace us all with his magnanimous presence... then return to his cheetos and vicarious living.

Lummox, why are you constantly whining about deleted posts? You don't have anything important or interesting to say!

OMFG, I knew two Troy's growing up. It's so true.

Do you guys realize what a parody of yourselves you sound like?

YOU DICK

Fuck people stop responding to this unless you really got the pic. It's getting me all worked up!