I still like the story of "Cowgirls get the blues" or also known as "Children of the Sun". Goes something like this:
While driving to the top of the route the FA's came across a lonely lady who had run her truck off the road. After picking her up she described how she had snuck away from her sleeping husband and gone out to a local bar. After partying with a couple the patrons all night long, in her haste to get back to her still sleeping husband, she had put her cowboy boots on backwards. While speeding down the road in her truck she attempted switching the boots to the right feet, ending up in the ditch.
Chicks, sheeesh