Dr_Flash_Amazing

Where's his friggin' neck? An' what kin'a name is "Butterbean" anyway? The moniker doubtless instills respect in all who hear it.

No shit, but there's no one to climb with during the day, so !

"you did in fact state that "on a vertical face, it takes an object about 0.6 sec to fall 10 ft" as if this were some inarguable and invariable fact" Acceleration due to gravity, 9.8m/sec/sec. Sadly, an inarguable and invariable fact.

Hit the gym last night, too worked to climb today. Sent everything, though; it was great.

You mean collecting unemployment checks? Don't worry, dawg, that shit's on 24/7.

Nice one, freak.

Who's the 'tard in the flag shorts? Hope that's not you, chump. "I've got something to put in you! I've got something to put in you! I've got something to put in you! At the GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!"

"If it bleeds, it leads," as they say. Sounds reasonable enough that that sort of shit gets way overreported/sensationalized, while good deeds or events get ignored. It seems when you do hear about something nice happening, it's some kind of fluff human interest piece about a kid saving his hamster from drowning or some shit. On a media-bias related note, the coverage of the recent Bush visit to Portland and the attendant protest was interesting to see. The Portland Tribune's article cited that lots of police planning kept things "under control", and quoted an attendee of Bush's $2000/plate fundraiser luncheon as saying that it was sad that they needed so much protection to exercise their civil liberties. At no point was there any question raised as to why there needs to be a heavily armed riot squad to face off against a bunch of unarmed pacifists (who, strangely enough, were not rioting). Or why the police were acting as security guards for a private function (to the tune of over a million dollars, thus far in the lap of taxpayers). Or why it was necessary to have one cop for every 5-6 people protesting. The entire tone of the article implied that the protesters were some kind of unsavory force that was a hair's breadth away from spinning completely out of control, and were only civil because of the stormtrooper riot cops. They're basically inventing a riot that never would've happened.

"Gree'ings frahm Russia, lad! 'ave a look a' me bum, ya tossa!"

Cars don't cause accidents, people do. Hence the advice to "be careful out there", dorkjob.

Poka means what, please? And is it "poke-a" or "po-KAH" or "po-kah" or "PO-kah"?

You probably still think digital watches are pretty neat.

Should it be mercilessly hot at Joe's, you MUST go to Maple Canyon, which is only about 90 minutes away (and a beautiful drive, too, if you go up thru the mountains). Fantastic climbing conditions in summer, and kickass funfunfun climbing, and never too crowded.

The people that run smithrock.com also own the guide company and redpoint. They seem pretty cool, and they'd probably hook you up with the image in question if you asked 'em.

clique

Sub par. Try again.

SILENCE, PANTS-CRAP!

Got rid of the Sub'?! Still parked right out front, last DFA checked. Thanks for the link though.

No luck on Kazaa for 'Menergy'. Will keep the eyes and ears duly peeled, however. "I lost control ... of my rock and roll I lost control ... of my rock and roll I lost control ... of my rock and roll"

"naked pictures ... of your mother naked pictures ... of your mother naked pictures ... of your mother"

"NUCLEAR WAR! ON THE DANCE FLOOR! NUCLEAR WAR! ON THE DANCE FLOOR! NUCLEAR WAR! ON THE DANCE FLOOR!"

Hey! Your contract with AmazingCo Inc. specifically states that you are not to release any of your publicity photos until September 1! You think you can get away with this little underhanded self-promotional media blitz, buddy? Well, you best think again if you want to keep working for AmazingCo Inc.!

So, intrigued by the undeniably catchy discopunk tune 'Gay Bar', the Doctor trolled Kazaa for some other tunes by Electric Six. This 'Dance Commander' song is really bizarre, though, tell you what. You just hope these fellas aren't serious, or at least if they are that they're under the influence of a lot of glue. Anyway, download 'Dance Commander' if you get a chance, 'cause your life's not complete without. For sure.