Dr_Flash_Amazing

Sweet! Rock cops rule! Thanks for imposing your moral standard on the climbing community as a whole!

That's an innovative bolting device, but it seems like it could be difficult to rappel with. Not to mention, gasoline engines are loud and polluting. Still, on the plus side, the front scoop and backhoe would be valuable for digging routes out of SmithMud.

That's an innovative bolting device, but it seems like it could be difficult to rappel with. Not to mention, gasoline engines are loud and polluting. Still, on the plus side, the front scoop and backhoe would be valuable for digging routes out of SmithMud.

quote: Originally posted by 666: Kurt Smith did not do the first climb of the nose. That was before his time Mister Unamazing. So if I can claim to climb 5.13 does that justify me to power drill anywhere I please No shit, Kurt Smith didn't do the FA of the Nose. But Warren Harding had to bolt the fuck out of it to get the FA. Are you going to slag him for not having balls?

quote: Originally posted by 666: Dr Flash Amazing you are the biggest of jerkoffs on this board. Just look what I lured in Who needs a climbing resume to shield their mistakes Not I. Dr. Flash Amazing cordially invites you to piss up a fixed line.

quote: Originally posted by 666: RuMR I have climbed some large walls clean. If I cannot them in this fashion I don't bother with them. Wasn't the bolt ladder installation on an already established climb fuckwad Is Kurt Smith your butt buddy ? First ascent of The Nose ring a bell, "fuckwad"? Do you know KS well enough to anonymously slag him on the internet?

quote: Originally posted by 666: Kurt Smitth is a retard. He drilled holes onto a big wall with a power drill since his nutsack was too small to climb it clean. You presumably have the ballsy climbing resume to back up your shit-talking?

quote: Originally posted by iain: Here's a question. I used duct tape to cover up tears in my jacket. I finally have a second jacket and want to send off the old one for repair to patagonia, but after removing the duct tape, there's a bunch of sticky stuff left behind. How do I get rid of this stuff? That's a tough one. Seems that most things that dissolve adhesive have a similarly detrimental effect on synthetics. You might try nail polish remover, although you should be hella way careful with it. Maybe test a little bit of it at the edge of the hole in your jacket and see if it buggers up the fabric or the laminate. If not, go to town! Otherwise, white gas would also do the trick, but again, no telling what it might do to the jacket, and you also have a petroleum-scented garment to deal with.

Of course Dr. Flash Amazing is right! DFA is in the business of being correct at all times. But anyway, by the time you decided to be "helpful," it was too late. You had already slipped too far into unhelpful wankdom, and the good Doctor was forced to go in for the kill.

The upper of those two pictures is of a male person? INCONCEIVABLE!

quote: Originally posted by flick: Just drive up the canyon and look for the bolts. Or try borrowing a book. What an idear Better yet is to just go to Vantage if you can't find the bolted slabs in Leavenworth. It's way better out there anyway. God forbid she should go on a climbing message board and ask some climbers for information. After all, this is the internet, not some vast, inexpensive way to conveniently gather information on anything one might imagine from a nearly infinite varietey of sources!

quote: Originally posted by mr.radon: Do what I do. I have a "Seeing Eye Dog In Training" vest and go wherever I like. I've used this several times inside the park, by law they have to treat you as a handicapped person and therefore due to the American's w/ Disabilites act you can go wherever you please with'em. BTW: My sister is a vet so this was an easy item to aquire. Hopefully you're trolling for dog dislikers here, because that is a totally bullshit thing to do.

"It may be a stupid, annoying anachronistic tradition perpetuated by blockheads" Kind of like trad climbing? dun, dun, dah-dah-dah da-da-da-da-da, dah-dah, dun-dun dun, dun, dah-dah-dah da-da-da-da-da, dah-dah, dun-dun *heavy metal salute*

This should be in 'Vomit'.

quote: Originally posted by flick: DFA ura numbnuts wanker. Dr. Flash Amazing has been called worse by better (see 97% of all interactions with Trask), and finds your insults blandly unamusing at best. Please try harder next time. Sincerely, Dr. Flash "American Badass" Amazing

You are hilarious. Oops, look, now you're being ignored!

There's some cat in Portland who makes duct tape wallets. The Doctor has seen them for sale here and there. Seems kind of sketchy, though, having that shit be all peeling apart and sticking to your pants and your money, gumming up your credit cards. They look pretty cool, though. Other than that, the Doctor doesn't know anything about any duct tape. It's all Seam Grip these days.

This American Idol shit is just one more reason that Dr. Flash Amazing wants to smash all televisions, and string up the producers and network executives by their 300 dollar neckties. Hours and hours of so much bullshit.

A young man stumbles out of a bar one night, and comes upon an old man, sitting on the curb and looking forlorn. The young man asks the old fellow what is wrong, and the man says "sit down, lad, and I'll tell ye. Do you see that church over there?" The young man nods, and the old man continues, "I built that church with my own two hands, placed every brick. But do they call me a church builder? No, they do not." The young man ponders this, and the old man goes on. "Do you see that bridge over yonder? I built that bridge with mah own two hands. Set every stone in it. But do they call me a bridge builder? No, lad, they do not. And this road here. I laid every stone in this road, with my own two hands, but they do not call me a road builder." The young man says "yes, yes, old man, I see, but what do you care what they call you?" The old man goes on; "young man, I built all these things, spent years of my life doing so, did it all with my own two hands, and they don't call me a church builder, or a bridge builder, or a road builder. But I fuck one goat ..."

quote: Originally posted by trask: Well done. Good composition and about 90% on the spelling. The train of thought is consistent. All in all I give it a C- True about the spelling, but where are the capital letters? Sorely absent, it seems. And the piece, while somewhat organized into paragraphs, was rather spastically presented. Dr. Flash Amazing gives it a D. Really, a manifesto is like a resume or cover letter. It is giving people their first impression of you as a person, and care should be taken to coherently organize ones thoughts and ideas, and the document on the whole should be convincing without being too heavy-handed or preachy, as well as being well-edited. Truly, as a first impression, this is about as welcome as shaking hands with someone and discovering that they've just wiped their ass with that hand.

BONG!!!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Here's the only known picture of Trask (note steroid-shrunken testicles and vapid expression indicative of diminished mental capacity)

Space news sucks, yo.

Has anyone else tried putting this wank on "ignore?" Dr. Flash Amazing will give it a try and see how it works, since Mr. Pudpull is obviously not worth conversing with. Oh, it only works for PMs. Have to actually ignore the fruitcake, then. [ 09-04-2002, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]