Dr_Flash_Amazing

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A randy cat lover, young Trask was he'd mount anything that meowed and had paws he gained some notoriety at the Humane Society seems he was caught sticking kittens down his draw's

quote: Originally posted by iain: This about sums it up: Is there an amorous and slightly intoxicated Trask lurking somewhere outside the frame? "Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty ..." [ 08-30-2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

you start a thread on cc-dot-c about sport climbing.

You calling someone a pussy? Them's fightin' words where DFA comes from!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: The three vertical drains of mountain said the experiment reinforced the value of the harvest of the firm members of crew who can make decisions gut-gefolgerte under difficult circumstances. The Yew You.re on the mountain which you.re which goes up, the most significant decision is to you, can does not train only one Gauthier known as. That's what DFA was going to say, dammit. Although the Doctor is amazed at your ability to turn so eloquent a phrase as that.

Dwayneage ditch, you're a collossal wank, no two ways about it, bub.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: No more beta for you jack. Shit we gave you enough. Maybe you need to go buy the book. Oh, yes, you've been most helpful! But, you know, sport climbers thrive on beta! Come on, the Doctor will trade you move by move beta for Chain Reaction! Hmmm? Chaaaiiiiin Reeeaaaaction. Mmmmmm. Goooood sport climb. Yeeeessssss. Youuuuu would like to give DFA some moooorrrre beta nowwwwww. Pleeeaaaaase? Throw the Doctor a bone, here.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Hey! Nobody said there were 300' of approach slabs to get to the real climbing! Or is that just talus slogging? Jeez. 3/4 of a mile from the road ... yeah, straight up. It's not a sport climb if you have to work that hard to get to it; come on, people!

From Bored at Work Productions in conjunction with Snafflehound Studios and Digital Horsecock Entertainment A Two Computer Geek Alpinists production Starring: - Cheech Marin as Dru - Charlton Heston as Greg W - Pauly Shore as Trask - Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston as JK & SK - Jack Lemmon as Dwayner - Walter Matthau as Pope - Harrison Ford as Off White - Sylvester Stallone as Capt. Caveman - Whoopi Goldberg as MtnGoat - Vin Diesel as Peter Puget - And Samuel L. Jackson in his bad-ass-motherfuckeringest role ever as Dr. Flash Amazing! [ 08-29-2002, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

No, it just means that now a bunch of snowboarders paid way too much for outerwear, too. Rock:

DFA calls bullshit on that! Some photos taken from the other side of that problem (posted at www.hellawaysickassboulderism.com) reveal the fluffy little bastard is milking a choice wing scum on a large, flat jug. Cordless revoked his sponsorship after that one, and all the mags are like "psh, whatever, motherducker; you're damaged goods." So remember that while it looks impressive, it's not all it's quacked up to be. [ 08-29-2002, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: I'm supprised Trask hasn't jumped on that one What, the dog? Don't write off the possibility completely; he probably just doesn't wanna talk about it.

Yeah, but he was kicking down dough to the Access Fund; bringing in new members and whatnot. And he was doing great shit at Potrero (judging by the slides) that was pretty well in line with Access Fund-type crag improvements, i.e. trail building, etc.

"Note that I'm basing my comments purely on bouldering at PDX rock gym, where there are V1's I can't deal with and V3's I dispatched in a few tries. Ratings seem way less consistent than yds stuff. Whatever." The Doctor constantly hears people at the gym saying that they get walloped by problems at one grade, yet cruise problems rated harder. Something to keep in mind is that those problems might get bouldered on once before being rated (or in the case of some routesetters, not climbed at all; they just eyeball the holds and the moves and slap a rating on the tape), so it's good not to take the grades at face value. If it feels way harder than V1, then hey, it probably is!

quote: Originally posted by Off White: Hey, I just heard on the radio today that the Scots wore women's lingerie under their kilts in WWI until kilts were prohibited on the battlefield. Something about tights and bloomers saturated in some chemical to minimize mustard gas exposure. Heh heh, you know, eh what, doctors orders, got to wear 'em, nudge nudge, wink wink, there's a lad. Ah, a fellow National Public Radio enthusiast! "Good Morning! I'm Bob Edwards; this is 'Morning Edition'!"

quote: Originally posted by MtnGoat: "Corporate rape of natural resources has gone on long enough. Writing letters to Congressmen or having peaceful demonstrations sometimes just doesn't get it done. The corporate rape continues." That's because someone, somewhere, keeps using what they claim shouldn't be used and people shouldn't want. That's part of the problem, yeah. But then there's the part wherein the company execs need to be able to afford gold toothbrushes and golf tees, and maybe it's cheaper to strip mine a mountain down to a molehill and skip out on cleaning up the toxic mine tailings, and hey, suddenly they're part of the problem, too! A little corporate accountability could go a long way.

quote: Originally posted by iain: Holy guacamole! Jimmy Page looks like the emperor from Return of the Jedi! Pasty freak.

"About that whole ELF thing. Read some Ed Abbey. I'm not a member nor ever will be. I consider myself a pretty much law abiding citizen. But I'm GLAD somebody is out there putting their ass on the line throwing a monkeywrench in the machinery of "progress." Corporate rape of natural resources has gone on long enough. Writing letters to Congressmen or having peaceful demonstrations sometimes just doesn't get it done. The corporate rape continues. Sometimes the George Haydukes of the world have to fight back in a way that actually accomplishes something." HAYDUKE! HAYDUKE! HAYDUKE! HAYDUKE! HAYDUKE!

Who is that twat?

Shit! It's bad enough that Vegas creeps like a mile closer to RR every year without having a friggin' subdivision out there. Whoever was arguing with DFA in support of mining; well, this is what you get with those scumbags. Sure, you can't see the damage from the gypsum mine, but how about their little subdivision? Screw those bastards, and better yet, stop them!

Likewise, Dr. Flash Amazing was just flipping you some of the time-honored and ever-popular shit. Right there with you on the beer, though. T minus 60 minutes to beer-30. .......................

quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: why the hell aren't you already a member? Because they don't do shit in Oregon. Wait til a crag you enjoy climbing at is at risk of being shut down. Or better yet, join the AF and help ensure that crags you like aren't at risk of being shut down. Plus, the AF does do shit in Oregon; providing resources for the Spring Thing at Smith comes to mind, as well as Adopt-a-Crag day. Not to mention that as climbers, the only group looking out for us is us. It doesn't help any of us out if we all say, "well, I'm not helping out state X because here in state Y everything is peachy." That kind of attitude isolates and weakens the climbing community, and limits our ability to function cohesively.

Take a Ritalin and a few deep breaths and try to relax, buster. All that stress and pent-up aggression can't be good for you.

Did you not listen to what the Doctor just said?! Pay attention, you hyperactive, inbred jizzbag!