Dr_Flash_Amazing

Alright, alright; a quick trip to Google reveals that there's no such thing as tachyon beams unless you're a Trekkie geek. DFA retracts any remarks regarging tachyon beams, and requests that said remarks be stricken from the record.

DFA's no sci-fi geek, you dirty maple-leafer. He was under the impression that there was such a thing as tachyon beams and that they were real fast and shit. You're almost as mean as Trask, pal.

quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: Ooohh. . .look at me! Page top! This calls for a picture of trasks girlfriend soloing:

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by trask: DFA = Biatch Trask - Master of the Bleeding Obvious Greg W - Master of Trask's Balls

Stick it up your poop-chute, trask!

Jeez, there's chalk all over EVERYTHING on that route! Is that in France somewhere or what?

Trask, shouldn't you be finishing up your shift as Junior Inseminator at the goat farm? Fuckin' wanker.

Looks cold, slabby, and horribly runout. DFA will stick to lurking at Smith, basking on rocks like a lizard and eating bread and cheese. Oh, and page top, bitches! [ 09-11-2002, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

If it makes you feel any better, the Doctor was posting it for the scenery, not the goob in the middle of the frame (it's from Smith Rock dot-com, listed as a picture of the Churning Buttress; no mention of climbing or the climber). And, of course, most people spend a lot of time hanging on Churning, so it was a logical conclusion that the guy is dogging.

Aww, nuts! The Doctor has been training all summer for this, and he gets outdone by toilets.

Whatchootalkin'about, Willis?

They're probably just hangdogging.

Dr. Flash Amazing smells sarcasm! Or is it something he ate? Really, though, where are the bolted crack pitches at Smith (aside from a couple of Ryan Lawson's routes)? On the whole, there aren't that many, thinks DFA.

"Isn't that a picture of a crack climb? Is it Karate Crack? Does it have small pockets and glue-in bolts?" Where's the "putting face in hands and shaking head" emoticon? That, friend, is none other than the infamous Churning Buttress, home of sport climbs with small pockets, and, yes, glue-in bolts. Karate crack is about 200 yards west. [ 09-11-2002, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

This is the thanks DFA gets for curing your case of the clap? Ingrate.

Mmmmmm ... small pockets and glue-in bolts ... rrrroooowwwwrrrrr!

Hmmm ... the soon-to-be Mrs. Flash Amazing shares the same sentiment. Must be something to it ...

-- Act I, scene I -- Trask and Dr. Flash Amazing are having it out over a joke that the Doctor has told. Trask, in his typical brash fashion, has hurt the poor Doctor's feelings, but DFA, anxious to preserve their lifelong friendship, hopes to smooth things out by explaining himself. Curtain DFA (sotto voce): "But trask, the joke is supposed to be stupid!" Trask (surprised): "I see! It all makes sense to me now. Come now, lad, I'll buy you a pint!" The Doctor and Trask head for the pub, exit stage right. Curtain -- End Act I -- [ 09-11-2002, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Just LUTEFISK! Lutefisk - Norwegian meal made of dried fish Take some fish, preferably cod. Hang it in the sun for a month. When it's rock hard, take it down. You now have "tørrfisk", which is dried fish. Smells awful. Tørrfisk can be kept for years. As long as it's kept dry. Whenever you are in the mood for lutefisk, just get the tørrfisk from wherever you have stored it. Submerge the hard, dead, dried, smelly fish in caustic soda and leave it for 24 hours. The smell doesn't improve, but at least it becomes soft. (What doesn't become soft after a day in caustic soda?) 'This must be wrong!' you might think. But no, this is how it is done. When the fish looks gooey, heat it in warm water. Do not boil it, mind you. Boiling makes it rubbery, and you don't want that, it's bad enough as it is. And that's it! You have made yourself lutefisk.

Damn! Operating on the "rest days are a waste of time" principle, eh?

quote: Originally posted by trask: I have a boa constrictor and a 5 cell mag. Read it and weap!! Bah. The Doctor wanted the five, but Fred Meyer had the 3 on sale, and it came with a 3 c-cell, too. A value pack, as they say. And snakes smell like snake shit.

Two chickens walk into a bar. The first one orders a can of beans, the second one orders a rum and coke. A few minutes later, a horse walks in, sits down at the bar, and orders a beer. The horse finishes his beer , looks over at the chickens, and says " ... [ 09-11-2002, 05:03 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Ridge Rest? Ha! Foolish high-on-legal-marijuana Canadian! That's the beginnings of some sort of alien technology cryo-bio-hyper-suspension cocoon device. Ridge Rest ... puh-leeeeez!

This is not a double post. [ 09-10-2002, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Dr. Ben Krazy: What a bozo. This from the man with the clown pic ...