Dr_Flash_Amazing

They're putting roundabouts in downtown Bendover? Since when? Roundabouts are sinister things, true indeed. Anyone ever try getting around Sun River? Fucking urban planning abortion that is.

Chris Sharma is a baaaaad man.

According to several of the Doctor's covert informants (you know who you are, thank you all), there was much "trad climbing," as well as "beer," and "dope." The FBI has been notified.

*yawn* Let us know when she sends Chain. Just kidding; good job, SK. Multi-pitch, traditionally protected rock climbing is lots of fun.

"Reading some of these threads, one would get the idea that the climbing community is a bunch of faggots, perverts and other sexual degenerates...not to mention that this is a public forum which KIDS might be reading...I'd rather not have my 10-year old kid sister read this shit..." Do you always use words like "shit" and "faggot" to express your distaste with topics like shit and faggots? And anyway, aren't these folks talking about a dyke, not a faggot, anyway? Do you kiss your 10-year-old sister with that mouth, buster?

that one movie where he's playing that guy and he gets into trouble with those other guys, and then they have to get this other guy to get the one guy so they can get the money to pay off the first guy. It was great. But, dammit, it looked like the snafflehound mafia was at work here. And if I learned one thing in the state pen (besides how to keep a death grip on the Ivory), it was how to spot the snafflehound mafia. First off, you always see ...

quote: Originally posted by MtnGoat: What kind of organisms? Have you forgotten Dru's aquatic obsession, that titanic tentacled terror and dreaded denizen of the depths, the killer king of the kraken, a.k.a. the GIANT SQUID? Those things'll take off your leg, no questions asked.

Don't forget to get some Tri-Cams, they are the shit when nothing else fits. Hey, that rhymes.

brief but in-depth PowerPoint presentation about climbing safety and ethics, as well as demos on how to properly place bolts on rappel, chip pockets and edges, and reinforce holds with glue. All in all, it went over pretty well, until I realized that I had left my ...

Somehow, that picture needs a picture.

Dr. Flash Amazing would like to declare for posterity, on this less-than-sunny but not completely unpleasant Sunday, that work (to steal a bit from the great Kilgore Trout's sentiments on being alive) is a crock of shit. In closing, the Doctor leaves you with another kernel of wisdom from Kilgore Trout: "Ting-a-ling, you son of a bitch!" Indeed, ladies and gentlemen, words to live by. Good day, and God bless, Dr. Flash "company bitch" Amazing [ 09-29-2002, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by iain: looks like we won't be seeing trask 'round here for a bit.

quote: Originally posted by RobBob: Damn, this thread is starting to remind me of an old Jerry Falwell joke I know. Hey, shouldn't you be busy working on the Fourth Reich, there, fuhrer?

G-$ Awwwwwww yeeeeaaaahhhhhh!

Dude, being a sexually frustrated fag is gay.

Lesbians are fucking gay.

Whither dost thou find such strangeness, o eccentric Canadian?

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quote: Originally posted by Dru: holy deja vu Batman DFA lay off the E DFA don't drop E, Mr. Maple-leafs, and he ain't no fucking raver, neither. Silver pants-wearing, glow stick-twirling, shitty techno-loving twinks!

Time-delayed double posts are gay. [ 09-27-2002, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: For those of you who know me I have made some changes. I am now a lesbian. Don't ask how this is possible, just trust me sweeties. I have always been the best climber on this board, but now that I am taking estrogen I have better flexibility and look better in short shorts. If you see me at the crags, just whistle and hoot. I like that kind of thing. I am looking for a manly girl to teach to be the second best climber on this board. If you are a manly girl, or just look good in a crew cut, please post a message to me. Love ya. So, what, you're getting stocky and growing a mullet, then?

Hmmm ... so are Fat Mike and Matt Freeman. Maybe the Doctor was ... gulp ... wrong. PAGE TOP! PAGE TOP! PAGE TOP! PAGE TOP! PAGE TOP! PAGE TOP! PAGE TOP! [ 09-27-2002, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Off White: Are you really a drummer Fern? Hey, I'm not gonna post all those drummer jokes, I'm a bass player and we're next in line... Vague rumour makes it sound like you've got a fun weekend ahead. Let's see, you'd be tall, lanky, and sort of odd, then, right? Or at least that seems to be the predominant bass player type.

ON THE PHONE WITH HERNANDO ... HE SENT THE BALES ... $500 YOU WILL GET YOUR CUT!

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