Dr_Flash_Amazing

Does being in charge of the state with the nation's busiest electric chair count for nothing with you?

Look who's talking, Mr. "why don't you two get a room." Trask, you switch positions faster than a horny housewife at a swinger's convention.

What's that, Trask? Can't hear you with all that goat meat in your mouth!

Up next: Trask breaks out the kneepads?

Whatcha proj'in'?

FUD = Flash, Uber-Doctor?

Iain, your post is clearly The Product of Powder in the Nose. There's a treatment center for that on Bohn Street, right next to the Pleasure Palace, home of the five-dollar Handjob. So why don't you hop in your E-Type Jag (unless you feel comfortable Walking While Intoxicated), cruise up Highway 97, and pay them a visit? Okay, that was kind of a Low Blow; sorry.

As far as this alleged rock-bag tossing, it sounds a little suspect. Like, can you imagine someone volunteering to belay a bag of rocks which, in the event of gear failure, would likely seek out said belayer with a vengeance? So, making the logical leap to some sort of totally static belay, it's kind of an extreme circumstance.

Mind your own businass.

And a good-ass morning to you, too!

Hey, MtnGoat said something off-the-cuff and amusing! The same pig just flew by DFA's window!

Might cause problems when your sister is seen around town with "get beer" printed backwards all over her, though.

Interestingly, w/r/t GWB being stupid, NPR interviewed some conservative dude who had been one of Bush's speech writers until recently, who just published a book about the W. He was positing that Dubya is actually quite smart, contrary to popular opinion. Interesting that NPR would be the source of something like that, but there you go.

Listen, Monkey Face; if you wanna start something, Just Do It. You think you're the Big Boss Man, but you're a total Gumby. Your wannabe-Toxic spray sounds like it was on Blue Light Special at spraymart, chump. Although talking shit seems to be the Latest Rage, the Doctor is tired of innocent bystanders getting caught in the Crossfire, so maybe it's time to Take a Powder, as this has all the appeal of a Trask Peep Show, which is enough to trigger a Vomit Launch in anyone, if not enough to make you Slit Your Wrist. Oops, Time's Up!

Sorry, DFA has no sound output devices. Didn't know there was Muzak there. Was it Celine Dion, or the music from the X-Files?

Do you honestly think the mainstream press could get away with veering too far to one side or the other and not suffer a major hit to the pocketbook? They need to stay as mushy as possible to keep their viewers/readers/listeners.

Your Irreverence borders on Heresy. You probably want to Barbecue the Pope, don't you? Maybe you should take a walk in the Shoes of the Fisherman before going on a rampage like Scarface. You think you're a Boy Prophet, but you're Dreamin', dude. You need to lay off the Aggro Monkey routine and Kill the Hate, before you set off a violent Chain Reaction.

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You bastards are so cruel. Hasn't DFA suffered enough of your constant humiliations?

It hardly matters, Iain; everybody knows the Pope is a 33-and-a-third-degree Freemason occult satanist who was part of the UN conspiracy to cover up the pyramids on Mars and wants us all to get mark of the Beast microchips implanted in our right hands so we can move to a cashless society and the Gray Men can take over as soon as George W. Bush/Antichrist declares a state of emergency. It's all there in Revelations; haven't you been decoding your Bible?

Quoth Greg Dub: "Here's another example: Trent Lott's statement at Strom Thurmond's birthday party. Why didn't anyone come out to give some balance to the attacks that were made on Lott for what he said?" Dr. Flash Amazing recalls hearing a few small murmurs about it perhaps being a misunderstanding, but really, "liberal media" or not, no one's going to come out and say something that could get them branded as a racist or a racist sympathizer. It didn't take but a minute to see what a shitstorm Lott landed himself in, and no politician or media outlet wants to get themselves in that kind of pickle. Even the prez distanced himself from Lott, and if Bush is in on the "liberal media" conspiracy, DFA is moving to Canada. Y'all are right, though, about the media being in it mostly for the dollar. It's a business, and they need to sell sell sell. Really, the idea of a liberal media OR a conservative media is pretty flawed. What would make the most sense is a spinelessly centrist media, not wanting to report with too much of an obvious slant to one side or the other, and consequently not digging too deep into one issue or another, unless it involves murder or sex. Lean too far in one direction, and you alienate half your PAYING audience. How else do you suppose that conservatives find so much "liberal" slant to squawk about and liberals find so much "conservative" slant to squawk about? Fuckers are walking the tightrope down the middle, trying to preserve the almightly bottom line.

Dr. Flash Amazing only recently arrived at "work." Gotta play ketchup.

You can't hang, freak.

Ah, so we DO have something in common!

It would have to be a Beatles song, as mum and da' were rabid fans. Mum won all their albums, in fact, in one of them radio call-in contests. Who knows, though? Coulda been the Muppets' Christmas album with John Denver. Hmm ... Actually, DFA's earliest music memory is not so much about a song or group, but about the satisfying sound a nail made puncturing the cones of dad's tall and presumably rather high-quality loudspeakers. Oops! Sorry, dad! The ten-penny treatment doubtless had an adverse affect on music reproduction.