Dr_Flash_Amazing

And of course for the deep satisfaction one feels when answering the question "do you have some fleece socks that match my coffee cup cozy?"

Trashk, you're a dirty poo-talker. Poooooop.

Ha ha. Tanked your stars, lady.

Or cold men?

Who are you to say what the Doctor feels free doing or not doing, or how he chooses to do or not do that which he does, as determined by his free will in a free market. Let the market straighten things out, DFA says. And no more dumb taxes! The schooling of the public's children is limiting DFA's freedom to do stuff with his money, as is his right!

DFA used to have a Toyota van that blew a headgasket (and warped the piece of shit aluminum head as well). The beast was going through anti-freeze with great gumption, but it wasn't showing up in the oil. Mechanic thought it was the radiator at first, matter of fact. That van was a piece of shit, though.

Bwa ha ha ha haaa! Dr. Flash Amazing trounces the terrible trask with a bit of the ol' double standard! Take that, suckaaa! But really, it was all just a bullshit ploy to ape the MtnGoat's *singular* style of posting and Libertarianizing. *Stunning,* no?

What, you alpinists never score any coochie?

"Stamina" is what they call it when you can do it for a long time. You know, like, in the sack? The old in-out, in-out? *nudge nudge, wink wink*

It is incumbent upon the *parents* in this situation to either limit or not limit their children's exposure to websites with potentially objectionable material. If parents discover their children learning about some of life's realities such as the sexual act and they find that unacceptable, *they* should not let their children view the site. But DFA will not compromise his freedom to accommodate someone *else's* moral standards. The choice is theirs to make, and the Doctor cannot censor himself simply on the off chance that a child may view what he writes. Suppose the child's parents *want* the child to view material of a sexual nature on the internet? Then the Doctor would be depriving the child of *precisely* what the parents wanted the child to find in the first place.

"Fabulous stamina?" Suppose he's good in the sack, too? Or, perhaps, as a Libertarian, he's not concerned about whether he gets his mate off or not, so long as he enjoys himself, and if she was really concerned about his performance, she'd seek another mate, as is her right as a free human person in a free market. Hmm ...

"the moral of the story is don't use your better judgement 'cause what good is an evening if you can even remember just hooooowwww it was? Totally fucked!" - NOFX, 'Totally Fucked'

How afuckingbout that?

Hmm ... moderation, anyone?

Is Dr. Flash Amazing to infer that you harbor a fondness for elephant hemorrhoids, Mr. Suomi? No accounting for taste, apparently; but, to each their own.

Mr. Chocolate, perhaps you're right about the high-dollar to high-quality ratio for Pinots, however, DFA has tasted a few Pinots, not all of them cheap, and they all seem to lean toward the "leathery" (as you say) end of the scale, with most parked more firmly in the neighborhood of "musty basement." Even if a pricier PN magnifies and smooths out that characteristic, it's still not the Doctor's preferred area of flavor. Big fruit flavors and spice or chocolate type of things, but you can keep the musty and the leathery. Ick. But enough of dinner wines, who's up for a glass of Port?

Probably true, but he's nonetheless bound by honor to address DFA as "daddy."

Dr. Flash Amazing is old enough for you to call him "daddy," which he suggests you begin doing, post haste. Beyatch!

You're a peach, motherChucker!

Dr. Flash Amazing has thus far contributed none of his precious funds to this fine organization, however, when financial times are a little less tight, he'll happily pony up.

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A gas guzzler? But Sexagenarian Chockstone and I are both in favor of fuel efficiency! Trash, do try to pay attention at least some of the time, won't you?

Hmmm ... kind of a pain in the ass with the cut and paste, but it beats not havin' the little fella. If the worthless baboons who run this site would get it together and make :yellaf: easily clickable, that'd be better still. And what about the little :zzz: guy? The people demand more emoticons!

Put a cork in it, Cheech.

Filthy bastard, aren't you?