Dr_Flash_Amazing

Took a long time to memorize that page, too.

Username Status Title Last Activity Location Dr_Flash_Amazing User gaper on board 01/15/03 01:53 PM Checking who's online jkrueger User choss dawg 01/15/03 01:53 PM Viewing search results minx User troublemaker 01/15/03 01:53 PM Viewing list of forums Peter_Baer User miniwanker 01/15/03 01:53 PM Reading a post in flat mode Six Summits Expedition ehmmic User choss dawg 01/15/03 01:53 PM Making a new reply Re: Seattle Pub Club 1/14/03 mattp Moderator gaper on board 01/15/03 01:53 PM Reading a post in flat mode Colonial and Big 4 conditions update forrest_m User choss dawg 01/15/03 01:52 PM Reading a post in flat mode Beta on tent for Denali? mbcracken User miniwanker 01/15/03 01:52 PM Reading a post in flat mode Addicted to Gu TimL User choss dawg 01/15/03 01:52 PM Reading a post in flat mode Remember dorm panty raids in college? iain User king of spray 01/15/03 01:51 PM Reading a post in flat mode Remember dorm panty raids in college? b-rock User choss dawg 01/15/03 01:50 PM Viewing list of forums Ropegun2002 User choss dawg 01/15/03 01:50 PM Reading a post in flat mode Freddy Meyer U-Scan versus regular human checkout J_Kirby User lurker 01/15/03 01:50 PM Reading a post in flat mode Bilers in Jellystone rbw1966 User sprayprentice 01/15/03 01:50 PM Viewing a list of posts Spray Travis User miniwanker 01/15/03 01:50 PM Reading a post in flat mode Cuba erik Moderator king of spray 01/15/03 01:48 PM Viewing list of forums freeclimb9 User bumblygumby 01/15/03 01:48 PM Reading a post in flat mode (Private) Gary_Yngve User wanker 01/15/03 01:47 PM Previewing a new post/reply nattybumppo User lurker 01/15/03 01:44 PM Reading a post in flat mode Gib Ledges Beta

You worked at the gym or something?

What are you, Paula Abdul?

Fuck, use a jigsaw for the small work! You're not freeing trapped children from a burning car, you yutz!

Fuckin' A, holmes, you're not kidding ese.

Anybody have any experience with these? Are they easy to operate with mittens? 'Cause Petco says they're the bomb, and apparently Twight walks his Corgies with this model.

Therein lies your confusion, oh dim one. "Brah" is surfer-speak, not ghetto-speak. Perhaps if you had known the correct etymology of the word, you wouldn't be in this ridiculous predicament, hmmm?

So Erik, no more hollerin' rollin' down the street smokin' endo sippin' on gin and juice (laaiiiiid back) got my mind on my money and my money on my mind ? Harsh, dude. You're harshing the Doctor's vibe, is what you're doing. Bummer.

What happens if you click on the 'OK' button when that window pops up? Can you actually format your C drive from a website?

Trask, you're one cracked egg, brah. How's the new rack workin' out? Tighter bass, clear midrange, smooth highs, pinpoint imaging, and a bigger, well-defined soundstage? Great! Seriously, though, does the shit sound better or what?

Damn anti-American pin-scar apologist. You probably wanna go to Cuba, too, huh?

"I don't know who this man is, but we always find him nekkid in the house some times. he sings a hole lot to. When Daniel (who sux at html) and I get bored be play find the nekkid man." Ha ha ha ha ha! The picture with that one is Beau Beau from Avail! Ha ha! They could have found a better picture, though, since Beau Beau is actually missing some teeth. Nice.

It is kinda funny how the thing beeps and the checker just waves you through with barely a glance in your direction. Need to try rollin' through with a wheelbarrow full of tools from the home improvement department. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! "Oh, I paid for these over by the garden department" "Hmph." "Thanks!"

Just pullin' your chain, hoss. Dr. Flash Amazing heartily endorses placing pitons. Especially in chipped pockets.

You go changing DFA's quotes around and DFA lets the dogs loose. Bow wow wow, yippee-o yipee-ay!

Dude, why d'you think they've got that old lady standing by the door greeting you when you walk in and saying bye when you leave? You pull the cereal-saffron switcheroo and she'll bust your shit faster than Mike Tyson at a pre-fight press conference. Don't push your luck.

Trask: trailer-park troglodyte or trick-turning tryster? YOU make the call!

Isn't ISO the International Standards Organisation or some such? So minx must be ISO 9001 certified.

Damn, Trask, you didn't waste any time on that shit, did you? Good man. Commence to rock.

RobBob, Dr. Flash Amazing and all of us here at AmazingCo, Inc. cordially invite you to go fuck yourself. Ta ta, DFA

What, buttnutz? DFA gets like three PMs a week, tops. Where are you getting the idea that the Doctor is constantly PMing? Wait a second ... you're not hanging out with that junkie bitch Iain are you? You know, down at the ol' "Who's Online" corner? Huh? Huh? Are ya?

U-Scan rocks the socks! It was bewildering and intimidating at first (like sex!), but once you figure it out, it's a piece of cake. Plus, if you're an antisocial cretin who hates talking to people if you don't know them, it's perfect. Beep, beep, beep, and you sliiiide right out of the store. Perfect.

"Who's Online" abuser! You'll ruin yourself, oh yes you will!

Jeez, man, it's 2003. In case you hadn't noticed, some cats by the name of Chouinard and Robbins came up with these passive chock thingies that can be used instead of pitons, so you don't beat the shit out of the rock. "Hammerless protection," they call it. It's only been around for the past 30 years or so, though, so it's understandable that you may have missed hearing about it. Yes, friend, you need to step into the present and learn all about Chock craft, and leave those damaging old pitons in the garage.