Dr_Flash_Amazing

Tex, where's that photo taken?

Well, there's certainly no way anyone but Muslims could have hacked his website and said it was Muslims. You guys give Scotland Yard a run for their money with your crack detective work! Nice job!

DJ Highball? Is that you? "I did it for the Tecate! Tecate!"

Genius

Fred Durst is one of the guys from exxxxtreme rap-rock outfit Limp Bizkit (what the hell is that supposed to mean?), n'est ce pas?

Now, uh, this has what to do with whether or not you're an orange?

You are orange?

What, her mind? (ba-doomp-doomp, CRASH!)

Is he crawling up the wheelchair access ramp at the mall? And who's that sitting on the sidewalk behind him?

Your hilarious punnery does not go unnoticed, Mr. Dru. Nice work.

"Spreading the love"? Guess we found our hippies!

Well he probably could use the money.

Never mind.

Dear Erik, You are hereby warmly invited to go and stick your head in the toilet. Your friend, Dr. Flash Amazing

Two!

Nice Saddam-style poll, Mista Natch! 100% of respondents seem to agree with you!

He gets the "maybe so". While he does talk about marijuana use with monotonous consistency, he also favors the violent "rap" music produced by angry inner-city youths. A dichotomy, to be sure, but one that leans more towards "hippie" than "hip-hop".

Also, if the fucker breaks, how you gonna fix it? Good luck sticking the broken pieces back together with nylon patch material.

So, let's see, here. If the straps on the back blow out for whatever reason, there is exactly nada holding the pack closed, causing everything to fall out, as noted by Cracked. Also, for the alpine jet-setters, good luck using one for a bivy sleeve on your fast-and-light attempt on the Jingus Deathbox Couloir.

Back when a trip to Smith Rock was The Greatest Thing Ever and a young DFA still kept track of how many times he'd been there, he recalls being up in Cocaine Gully and encountering some hardmen on the uber-classic drill-fest Bongo Fury, rocking to Pantera at maximum volume on the boom box (who the hell lugs a boom box up Cocaine Gully?) and swearing loudly and profusely with each fall. They were rad.

Whaddayou think the Doctor was talkin' about before, lady? If you ain't hip to the new jive, you're free to skip town, taking care to avoid a screen-door ass-whacking, you dig?

Mix up the Doctor's initials one more fucking time and you'll die slow and painful-like, you ankle-biting guttersnipe. On a related note, there used to be this band called The Freaky Fuckin' Weirdos, and they had a video that would get played on the cable access music show for a song called 'Bitch, Make Sandwich'.

Sorry, mate. The Doctor just likes seeing how close people are to a solidly average two star rating. You clearly passed the test, as the Doctor was unable to knock you down to one star territory. Congratulations, you should be honored!

Let us know when you have finished rap-bolting your first proj'.

DFA countered Erik's shameless ballot box stuffing with a fair and balanced vote of one (1) star.