Dr_Flash_Amazing

The nadir of DFA's climbing career was epicking on a sustained, devious, technical Tenino sandstone sandbag and having to get rescued from the last bolt. The ego bruises may never fully heal from that nightmare ... Oh, the horror.

Rollin' tough at Three Bears preschool/daycare, eatin' PB & J sammies and battling Star Wars action figures with the other kiddies.

Un pollo? En su culo?! Aiii, que loco!

!

Whoah, shit! Is that Falco?!

Nah, it's just too Metolius. Best to stick with some Goldline and a couple pitons. It could make things too convenient and cause beginners to find out that there's actually an easy way to do anything.

Fuckin' buy it. Like ligthweight harnesses, bent-gate 'biners, Gri-gris, and chipped pockets, all those trad goons are gonna say it sucks 'cause it's new and it wasn't in 'The Whole Pure and Natural Guide to Organic Protection and Oval Carabiner Hip Belaying with a 1" Tubular Webbing Swami in Painter's Pants', which came out in 1967, even though it probably kicks more ass than Bruce Lee brawling with a dozen donkeys. Don't listen to those jaded tradoids, they don' know what they're talking about!

[scratch that]

Oddest place you've ed off?

Ray? How did you get Dru's password? Give it back, you oaf!

C'mon, dude, don't give La Pine such a bad rap. They've got a Les Schwab and everything!

Dude, those Bach parties can get out of hand. People don't realize how tuff Johann Seb' could partay, but after a couple pitchers of strawberry Bachueris, you know you're going to be hurting the next day.

A 30-foot high cave? That sounds like Hell, man! How 'bout some American Spoon Music instead?

Please, cc.com powers that be, no "pissing calvin" logos! That thing is so hypercliched and uber-overused that it's painful to even see anymore. Even if it is denigrating the much-maligned Mountain Ears. For reals, though, ixnay on the clee-shay. Perhaps a snaffle visiously gnawing their logo instead?

Frank Zappa was a musician of some renown, viewed by some as a great composer, and was fairly popular. At age ten, Beethoven, a fairly well-known composer himself, was tearing shit up on the piano. Clearly, anything a ten-year-old lad can accomplish is unremarkable, and thus we can rest assured that composing music is kinderspiel. Buenas noches, Poop; and bone swah to Dwayno as well.

Maybe it'd be easier if you placed your gear with your arm straight instead of grunting around trying to hold a lockoff like a damn gumby. Honestly, it's a wonder you've climbed 5.13 and yet you display an alarming lack of strategy. [edit]Make that an alarming lack of basic strategy.[/edit]

No. Friend of the Doctor's used to have that one. Those guys were funny. 'Punk Rock Girl' was pozzitivlee hilarious.

Hmmm ...

Nah, just fucking with you. It's one of those boring days where a little chain yanking goes a long way (not that chain or that yank, sicko).

Apples v. oranges.

"Aspiring wordsmith," eh? Got any more condescending pseudocompliments up your plaid sleeve, Scotchgard? Go gag on a haggis, mate.

Justin Sane

"tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding? Watson, it's really element'ry the industrial revolution has flipped a bitch on evolution" NOFX has a lyric 'bout stupid people breeding, too; that's funny.