Dr_Flash_Amazing

Fuckin' buy it. Like ligthweight harnesses, bent-gate 'biners, Gri-gris, and chipped pockets, all those trad goons are gonna say it sucks 'cause it's new and it wasn't in 'The Whole Pure and Natural Guide to Organic Protection and Oval Carabiner Hip Belaying with a 1" Tubular Webbing Swami in Painter's Pants', which came out in 1967, even though it probably kicks more ass than Bruce Lee brawling with a dozen donkeys. Don't listen to those jaded tradoids, they don' know what they're talking about!

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Oddest place you've ed off?

Ray? How did you get Dru's password? Give it back, you oaf!

C'mon, dude, don't give La Pine such a bad rap. They've got a Les Schwab and everything!

Dude, those Bach parties can get out of hand. People don't realize how tuff Johann Seb' could partay, but after a couple pitchers of strawberry Bachueris, you know you're going to be hurting the next day.

A 30-foot high cave? That sounds like Hell, man! How 'bout some American Spoon Music instead?

Please, cc.com powers that be, no "pissing calvin" logos! That thing is so hypercliched and uber-overused that it's painful to even see anymore. Even if it is denigrating the much-maligned Mountain Ears. For reals, though, ixnay on the clee-shay. Perhaps a snaffle visiously gnawing their logo instead?

Frank Zappa was a musician of some renown, viewed by some as a great composer, and was fairly popular. At age ten, Beethoven, a fairly well-known composer himself, was tearing shit up on the piano. Clearly, anything a ten-year-old lad can accomplish is unremarkable, and thus we can rest assured that composing music is kinderspiel. Buenas noches, Poop; and bone swah to Dwayno as well.

Maybe it'd be easier if you placed your gear with your arm straight instead of grunting around trying to hold a lockoff like a damn gumby. Honestly, it's a wonder you've climbed 5.13 and yet you display an alarming lack of strategy. [edit]Make that an alarming lack of basic strategy.[/edit]

No. Friend of the Doctor's used to have that one. Those guys were funny. 'Punk Rock Girl' was pozzitivlee hilarious.

Hmmm ...

Nah, just fucking with you. It's one of those boring days where a little chain yanking goes a long way (not that chain or that yank, sicko).

Apples v. oranges.

"Aspiring wordsmith," eh? Got any more condescending pseudocompliments up your plaid sleeve, Scotchgard? Go gag on a haggis, mate.

Justin Sane

"tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding? Watson, it's really element'ry the industrial revolution has flipped a bitch on evolution" NOFX has a lyric 'bout stupid people breeding, too; that's funny.

The following was just stuffed in DFA's mailbox. It's written on a plain white piece of paper, apparently typewritten and photocopied. Here it is verbatim, all errors (and there are plenty) are sic: I would like to bring to your attention college educated government drug trafficking and intrapment. Some eight years ago I watched on national news with Ted Koppel about the FDA letting go of chemicals used to make meth.Shortley before then, the government cocain rolled in on Cully blv.I also read in the Portland Observer about a CIA crack plague, it also rolled into Portland. To get off the hook for the crack and cocain, the government of Gresham and news media said there was a 300% rise in rape in Gresham at the time the meth rolled in,after the crack and coke did,because whene you abuse crack coke and meth, it causes you to get sexually aroused,to leave the impression the crack and coke was'nt given to organized crime and trafficked in inner Northeast. The government of Gresham and news media will say they where lied to about the meth, theyll say they where told it was a study to see if their aids propaganda was working or not.Hepatitis C is also propaganda. All the people who are intraping organized crime are all from an assortment of colleges and universitys. And both the republican and democratic parties where involved in this. And now that they have a pattern of crack and coke and meth trafficking, its safe to say their trafficking tar herion also. Please bring this to the attention of the mayors office. If America is trafficking drugs, its safe to say their allies are doing it also.

Isn't "in the catbird seat" just a colloquialism for being in a good position? e.g. "Bush is in the catbird seat now that Jeb successfully rigged Florida."

Ain't got any Jawbox. Got some Jawbreaker, though. That would be a good transition from the Smiths to maybe some Alkaline Trio. Good call.

You people are of little to no help. Thanks to all who were kind enough to participate in this interactive online decision-making process. Looks like The Smiths it is.

Come on, now E-rik, don't be so narrow in your worldview! The climbing envelope is being pushed! Standards are being expanded! Are we not all climbers? Would you not share a beer with anyone who ties in, boots up, and gets chalky? Indeed. So should we not be stoked for any and all of our climbing brethren's ah-shave-ay-monnts, from Joe Seattle's six-year-old kid's first top rope at the gym to Fred Nicole's V13 flashes to your bro's gear-fiddling ill-a-thons? Yo.

Vote more, spray less. We need a clear majority, here. If you're unfamiliar with the material, just pick the one with the name you like most!