Dr._Ben_Krazy

I put my cams in my spare underwear then in the pack. Always hang your biggest cam or two on the exterior of the pack so chicks (or guys if that's your thing (not that there's anything wrong with that)) will think you are a hotshot super studly boulderer guy and want to tear your pants off and throw you down in the dirt and play with your GPS.

In the interest of traveling as lite as possible, I usually bring limited amount of clothing and only change when necesary. How do I know when I absolutley need to change my underwear?

I'm proud of my pocket protector!

Slap trask in the face with it until tender (his face). Shred with a cheesegrater and force into his ears and nose until the desired result is acheived.

I hear old Trask made a version of that movie called "Crouching Lamb, hidden Gerbil".

Have you ever sought the wolf in someone else? hmm?

Mr. trask, this is the type of thing I had also concluded. Unfortunatly for me, the authorities did not agree. I know a lot of my patients just wanted to escape the pain and burdens of this old world. Especially that smart ass punk who needed a perscriptoin for acme. He won't ever smart off to me again..HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA a;lsjdflasdflkjasdlkjfas;ldjfalskdjfa;lsdjfa;ioweruqopihg;nv;aldkrjqiopeihgn;;;b....asoooepmmmsaaffkoweiint

These symptoms often appear just prior to or durring the onset of what we often refer to PMS. Not the Pro Mountain Sports PMS either. The other one. That's right; it's nothing to be too upset about, it should hapen about once a month. Fairly common in females who have entered or past puberty really.

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: hmm. i really do hate bushes. now what??? In my research of females experimenting with homosexual relationships, I have found that most will get over the feeling of rejection within a short period of time. My prognosis is that you will soon explore the "one night stand" with a male of your choosing. Consumption of alchohol in excess is encouraged for this recovery period to occur. Yours Truly Dr. Ben Crazy

Hold them in your teeth like a pirate holds a knife!! Similar to this little guy - Then you will be a cascade HARDMAN!

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: I am looking for a new 'project' climb. So I was wondering what other climbs I have to check off before I can call myself a true NW Hardman. So if you had to name one route, be it alpine sufferfests, big mountain slogs, or a roadside crag pitch, what ONE climb would you say is quintessentially a route that only the hardest of the hard would or could do. The conclusion of my exaustive research on this matter is: Winter ascent of Mt. Index (solo) via the N. Norwegian Buttress followed by a ski descent of the route, solo. If your schpincter ever functions normally again, you would certainly have "hardman" status.

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: quote:Originally posted by iceguy: Called ranger to verify--all open except 8-mile and J-Creek. That doesn't make sence, are you shure? Are they realy that stupid? ALL OF THE CAMPGROUNDS ARE CLOSED IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND UNITED STATES OF AMERIKA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. GAPERS LIKE DAVE SCHULDT MUST STAY HOME FOR THE REST OF THIER LIFE!

quote: Originally posted by dbconlin: .... can you attack a full-size pad to these when needed, how are they for sleeping in? Appreciate it. Based on experiments I have observed and first hand research, First ambush, then stomp on the pad with crampons would be the best way to attack the viscous full sized pad, the smaller 3/4 pads can be disposed of any number of ways, burn them with your stove, leave them at the trail head, bushwack with it on the outside of the pack, etc. Try to sleep in your pack in the back yard and you'll see how this is a last resort measure.

It appears Scot'teryx is participating in what I like to call a "self medicating" excercise. What a bozo.

hey, i did read your note about the ascent of the Haystack/Mt. Si enchainment. A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK LIE!!!!!!!i was there on sat afternoon and sun!!!. yes snomobile tracks, but not a single human track on the trail. we walked right past the gully on the ridge. can you fly? we went up on the colouir, not a single track on the trail, though we were sinking mostly mid calf. we were able to see out tracks there on the way out a couple of miles away. your claim of the ascent is a FUCKING LIE. i will write about it on the web page and call your bullshit. if you climbed it, you'd have to leave the tracks in the gully to the ridge!!!!!!!! A FUCKING LIE!!!!!

Room #313, Cellblock 8. diro's Go to Steilacom Ferry Terminal, pass through security, Get on the Ferry, ride it to McNiel Island, walk up to the prison, request an interview room with Dr. Ben Krazy and his "friends".

Cold.

Scott: I know a hooker who will give you "three finger access" for $15, but, she is not very clean.

My prognosis is to immediatly go do some wet alpine climbing in the rain (you really need to focus on selecting an area with substantial doses of rock or icefall like willis wall or j'berg) Follow up with long routes of hard aid climbing and a few pitches of shimeying up some chimneys and OW. After a by the end of the week, you will have forgotten your sore rib you whiner! [ 08-05-2002, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Dr. Ben Krazy ]

experienced climber: one who has participated in climbing, ever.

My research indicates the most common form of training for Rainier is to talk about it as much as possible. If you can climb the Tooth, with less than 2 bivies, and post a Trip Report in less than 14 hours, you are ready for Mt. Rainier. If you think the Tooth is not crowded enough, go do the hike to Camp Muir twice or all of Mt. Adams once, the latter being favored for altitude. leave tonight and you will home for dinner tomorow.

Kaindcaid and RikRik: I have performed some "head-shrinking" analysis to help you understand what is going on between you two. It's obvoius from my research that you both are fighting the subliminal attraction to each other and should just have a "sausage fest" and get it over with. Kainscaid's verbalizaion of "cocksucker" and whatnot is confimation enough. You are each in Love and it can be scary at first. It's not worth dragging each other through the mud when you think about it. I hope that helps.

Also climbing with this Mr. Kainscaid would be good mosquito repellent considering his foul language would kill any airborne bug within 64.3 feet. If he used the F word more, it could extend the range considerably, but his viciousness more than compensates for that defect. Climbing with someone who guzzled a half rack of Schmit Ice the day before is also effective, but in a more limited area. The odor from their exit chute is generally sufficient repellent for around camp, but not on the move.

I have one of those new BD Gemini Halo/LED. I like it for durring surgery when I can switch to LED if the procedure is getting messy and I am feeling queasy so I don't see all of my patients guts and stuff. Although I need to remember to switch the Halogen back on prior to stitching up as I have accidentally left aparatus and whatnot inside a patient for lack of lighting. Some people are very picky about this sort of thing! You wouldn't beleive what kind of threats I have recieved for a simple mistake. Oh well, I am being paged and must run.