Dr._Ben_Krazy

Kaindcaid and RikRik: I have performed some "head-shrinking" analysis to help you understand what is going on between you two. It's obvoius from my research that you both are fighting the subliminal attraction to each other and should just have a "sausage fest" and get it over with. Kainscaid's verbalizaion of "cocksucker" and whatnot is confimation enough. You are each in Love and it can be scary at first. It's not worth dragging each other through the mud when you think about it. I hope that helps.

Also climbing with this Mr. Kainscaid would be good mosquito repellent considering his foul language would kill any airborne bug within 64.3 feet. If he used the F word more, it could extend the range considerably, but his viciousness more than compensates for that defect. Climbing with someone who guzzled a half rack of Schmit Ice the day before is also effective, but in a more limited area. The odor from their exit chute is generally sufficient repellent for around camp, but not on the move.

I have one of those new BD Gemini Halo/LED. I like it for durring surgery when I can switch to LED if the procedure is getting messy and I am feeling queasy so I don't see all of my patients guts and stuff. Although I need to remember to switch the Halogen back on prior to stitching up as I have accidentally left aparatus and whatnot inside a patient for lack of lighting. Some people are very picky about this sort of thing! You wouldn't beleive what kind of threats I have recieved for a simple mistake. Oh well, I am being paged and must run.

I agree about the horseflys, I've experienced the same. Vicous little bastards! Smoking a cigar is effective, possibly it masks the CO2 coming out of your pie hole. In my research for 'skeeters, a nice big honduran works especially well, maybe a Don Tomas. otherwise - take your medicine you whiners!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Ben I know who you are You used the secret code line Dont worry I wont tell. here is my homepage! (not really you suckers, it's just an avatar)

Mr. Larson: As a physician, I recomend gently sticking ductape completly over your eyes and then place small incisions in them directly over your eyeballs. This will suffice for any stormy or sunny conditions you will experience on the glaciated peaks you are compelled to mount. Dr. Krazy

I soloed to Camp Muir last weekend and overheard (from a very well equipped climber, he had several camalots) that Liberty Ridge is out for the season. If you inisist on climbing the "death route" this season, take a GPS and 10 essentials, you will be ok. Don't forget your permit and blue bag.

there is nothing to climb in montana, it's all choss, stay home.

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CRAIG - under no circumstances should the air temperature near the rope exceed 84.9 degrees or it will melt the core. No evidence of damage will be apartant to the sheath, just the core so a death fall would occur if used. You should dispose of the rope in the garbage can at the corner of 45th and Universtity Ave in Seattle or just hand it to the guy in a clown suit to properly dispose of it immediatly!

a HI-Q for moonpie Goodbye moonpie dont want your bad attitude around here dork!

Peter: I call bullshit on that trip. Your packs are way too small for overnight and there is hardlly a cloud in the sky except to make the sunset more senic, and I haven't ever seen gold rainier cans like that. Nice job making it up though, probably very convincing to the untrained eye...