Attitude

You'll need a second spool of "bark" as well.

There are at least 1000 cracks along Icicle Creek, and this bunch starts whining when a group occupies one small buttress with only a couple rated climbs of 5.6 or less. They complain about newbies being slow, dropping gear, and kicking rocks; and then they complain that they won't let them climb underneath. Crazy.

3rd time this week.

Semantics. Try again.

semantics!

No. Trask does mountaingoats. (Semantics, yes, yes)

The correct answer is downclimb.

And what's up with the pink webbing tied to a rap ring on the bolts of the 4th pitch, anyway?

And crowbar those hideous bolts, too. you do seem to be the semantics master dont you!? Have you ever left webbing on a climb? Rapped off webbing around a tree or a horn?

And crowbar those hideous bolts, too.

Gosh. POSTS WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DISOBEY ERIK!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! SEMANTICS OR DIE!!!!

So you're saying that anyone who has ever taken a class is not very safe? Bullshit.

Uhhh, what about last fall's rope-a-dope?

Mountin' another .

That has been the trend lately... But you're still around. Hmmm.

There are no disgraceful s.

No, no no. That's Cavey trundling rocks on the Mounties. Geez.

So how does one distinguish the Mountaineer asshole from the non-Mountaineer asshole without a guide?

Just about everything has been mounted in the men's shower at Yosemite. Horny climbers.

4wd .

Especially if it hits you in the eye.

Pooping another .

Some strange