RuMR

you must be on the purina diet: Interesting diet I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack as he staggered out the door laughing loudly.

Went to work. Built device. Sprayed on computer. Found device didn't work. Built new device. Sprayed on computer. Found device didn't work. Built new device. Sprayed on computer. Bouldered. Ate good Thai food and drank Belgian beers. you sound like you work at CCH...

hey selkirk, you little wank...thanks, you made me spill my coffee....ahhhh got to love fridays...

tool = an idiot a homo? Well...what's that? A homo sapien? a homo sexual? either one is not appropriate as an insult...

do you teach your daughter to insult people by calling them "homo"? Is that an insult??? Pretty low-brow...

now toddle along little bitch... i love it...an anonymous punter spouting off

you sound like an incoherent tool...whatever your stance is....

see Coil, errr Carl (amazing how close they sound), Minx is all fired up now...watch out!!!! COUGAR SIGHTING! whoops wrong thread...need more coffee...

oh that's it...now you are in deep shit!

or you are only full of shit up to your chin...or its chicken shit instead of cowshit...

I've tried posting to get the shit out of my posts. Seems the more I post the shittier my posts get though. i agree as you post nothin' but shite! My turds are taller, smarter, and better looking than you. your turds may be the shit, figuratively speaking, but you on the other hand are definitely lacking in those departments! I agree there's nothing shitty about me ha! You are so full of shit, your eyes are probably brown, bitch!

I've tried posting to get the shit out of my posts. Seems the more I post the shittier my posts get though. i agree as you post nothin' but shite! My turds are taller, smarter, and better looking than you. your turds may be the shit, figuratively speaking, but you on the other hand are definitely lacking in those departments!

is that Trad Climbing Partner required to be all in caps?? I usually just use climbing partner, prefer trad...Is that a title or sumpin' I mean Trad Climbing Partner is all like official and noteworthy isn't it? Do you have to get certified to be a Trad Climbing Partner??

I've tried posting to get the shit out of my posts. Seems the more I post the shittier my posts get though. i agree as you post nothin' but shite!

just rap bolt the fuckin' waves and be done with it...sheesh...first skiing on this site and now surfing! WTF peeps...get a life...

hmmm....i actually kinda liked the guidebook... plus, everything to the north is a pile anyway...

but now what about your planned performances?

geek

nope--not interested. keep your choice to your self. i was only interested in kissing fern. can i watch?? I'll bring vid gear!

4 more today...all to hot chicks...what's your point? My model good looks brings 'em in!

Rob, my 7 year old is in the whiz kid...he's also in madrock monkeys...likes them...5.10 builds shoes down to size 2

hey Oly...that's your chart, right? You can f off too!

hey dan...f off!

which one are you??? You're HOT!

why? You two goin' on a date or sumpin'? :vomit: