...and then once, like, i went to an REI store, and like, got all ferocious-looking-like and scared the employees into giving me another helmet...it was RAD
geer notes:
one helmet, freshly sat upon
two beerz, for liquid courage
one puny employee
keyboard for chestbeat spray fest tr
Approach notes:
-go up the stairs to the customer service dep't
-locate most-frightened looking employee
-start hyperventilation and foaming at the mouth to more closely approximate a rabid tool
-quickly locate nearest cybercafe to spray while the adrenaline is flowin'