Greg_W

Biting just encourages me, you're in over your head. careful there Mr. Bobbitt Don't worry, bro. I'm not letting those choppers near my pecker. 'TMW', anyway.

Noting earing, likely no fear t-shirt/sticker, and other "bad-boy" paraphenalia (spelling?), gun-toting, you are more talking about "nibbling" vs. biting... MOre like a lil' smokie vs. a Hey, you vertically-challenged little shit, it's 'earrings' plural; get it right if you're going to spew shit. "no fear"??? Fuck that, I believe in fear; it's what keeps you alive sometimes. No paraphenalia, just the most genuine me I can be bro.

Biting just encourages me, you're in over your head.

That was me... Sorry, but you didnt have to be so mean about it. I mean no once was enough... O sorry! You must hear the word 'no' or 'whatever' a lot. I will try to be more sensitive to your delicate ego next time. Thanks, so there WILL be a next time??? Unfortunately for you, before next time she might learn how to jack a shell into the chamber of that 12-ga.

Hey, go fuck yourself! This is my thread of hate. Go start your, Mr. Rogers, "let's all group hug and sing campfire songs" and shit thread.

I am feeling kinda bitchy and bloated, maybe it's just PMS.

exactly. and i carry my own gear, fuckwad. Nice mouth, bitch; pretty much good for only one thing. At least that would keep you from talking.

You Canadian guys are soooo fucked up. TLG screams "TMW", man. Not down with that.

"...I spit the truth into the engines of hate." - Nevermore

Get over yourself, honey. It's not like I'm begging you to go climbing with me. I offered to take you on an alpine route or two, since you told me you hadn't done that much. I was being nice and offering to help someone with maybe less experience achieve their goals. Guess that's the mistake I made. I hear you like the young ones that fall for your bullshit and carry your gear. Whatever.

Oh, right, you're the fucking queen of trad now; I forgot. How's the alpine climbing coming? Throw up a rope for me? Oooh, thanks. I'm warm all over. Do you charge for that?

What about those feet? Gotta do something with red fairy twinkle toes! That problem is working itself out. Actually, the dye has stopped coming out of the shoe, but now the shoe is on it's last legs (as it were). Shopping for new.

Headed up this weekend. So, I don't want to reread all this shit, but did this take place at the campground at the base of the Chief? I'm a Squami-gumby, so bear with me.

Does anyone have an update?

...prevent me from showing up at Exit 32 on Thursday: Well, I'm sort of tired; I wonder if I have mono or something. Every once in a while my left eye twitches, I'm afraid that I might be contracting a strange form of epilepsy. I am supposed to meet with some people about being cryogenically preserved when I die; they need to do a physical. Thinking of Chee-tos makes me hear voices; I am trying to get in to see my therapist. I'm just not sure this is a good time for me to take up a new sport. I've got to think about it. Plus, I have to buy more soap. I don't know...I'll get back to you guys tomorrow. Not to mention, I think there are some people following me; always the same black sedan. Do you guys see it? Greg_W

Worked for me, little guy never knew what was really going on.

Hangnails are serious business; I think this one could get infected if I don't take care of it.

Got a hangnail last night climbing. I'm going to see a doctor this afternoon; I'll let you know what happens.

Good for you, lummox, and good on you. This weekend, I will drink to your success. jc?

Fuck that bitch, Sandi!!!

As long as you don't get the two confused, you'll be just fine.

And a whip, and those gold bracelets...I think she's into the bondage thing. Wahoo!!! Linda Carter...Nice.

Wonder Woman is so fricking hot; I think it would be a tie. All depends on whether she can stay out of reach; he gets ahold of her and that's it.

The City of Seattle is running on a deficit and they want to build a new park? Give me a fucking break. Have some responsibility and operate within the budget and quit fucking around.

Don't tell these guys that Hey, If I could carry a pike and a big fucking broadsword and smear blue paint on my face, I'd wear a kilt everywhere. Has anyone seen the Mountain Hardware hiking kilts? Easier to shit in the woods, but that's about the only upside. Oh, yeah, and easier to trailside.