Greg_W

Smells like Gasoline... Smells like....VICTORY!

freshly killed elk. Their blood is super-oxygenated from running after being shot and it smells cool.

hahahah the pussy of course... j/j I bet if I could get high of pussy I would like that too though. I dunno. Maybe not. I think pussy smells kind of nasty, like most parts of the human body. At least it's not as bad as anus or ballsack. It's still icky though, so I don't think I could ever be a lesbian. Shaving helps that.

You're a white-trash, backwoods, militiaman's wet dream, there, honey.

Interesting. The Guinness can is the home of a small lizard that lives there; I hope you left it.

…worships Satan, has a penchant for eating human flesh, and dabbles in necrophilia; despite all that he doesn’t seem like a bad guy. Now that butt-humping, cum-guzzling fag DFA, he’s another story..

In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday - Mattel has created a Mormon Barbie for those folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a bow in her flowing, shoulder-length hair with puffy bangs. Barbie wears a permanent smile, knows how to bake bread, store wheat, feed a family of 12 on less than $200 a week, make casseroles and Jell-O salads, and still find time to read her scriptures. She comes with an MAV (Dodge/Ford/Nissan/whatever mini-van, otherwise known as a Mormon Assault Vehicle). When you pull the cord in her back, she becomes emotional, teary and says things like, "You have such a special spirit Sister Jones" or "Love ya." Occasionally you can find one that says "Oh my heck!" but be warned: this is a manufacturer's defect. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck" because it's a swear word! You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with celestial Barbie, but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.) Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Celestial Ken comes dressed in dark slacks, white shirt, dark tie. Accessories include a backpack, namebadge, mountain bike and white bike helmet.

That's all you had to do with your evening? Fucking nerd. Better get that steak trask was talking about.

Blow it out your ass, dickboy. Go post on NWHIkers or something.

haha, could be right on, there.

"I think I'm losing weight"

He should start posting trip reports here, he'd fit right in. Actually, I think he posts them on scot'tain Hardware's site. Bwahahahaha!!!

I drop coils on your mom's head from great heights. That's funny, because Trask just told me that your girlfriend is into that too, Jon.

"Beer? No thanks."

REad my post again, I AM NOT A GAY ICON...

Krack-eater is an idiot.

THat ain't me. I'm not gay icon.

That's him.

Only Erik, and he wasn't there...out doing laundry I suspect. Mine's done.

It would be easier if you sort of clued us in to what you are looking for, what you like to climb, your level, etc.

Apparently, most iced mocha drinkers are strippers. huh.

...Runner Eric Liddle in the remake of the classic film, "Chariots of Fire." Gowans had this to say about his role: "I enjoyed running on the beach in white boxer shorts and a t-shirt with other men. It reminded me of my childhood in Glasgow, when I used to dress up in my sister's clothes and run through the sprinklers in the park." Look for a profile of Gowans' life on Lifetime Television, "Touched by an Uncle: The JGowans Story."

After living together for seven years? I would've been happy with a handjob... Sure was a nice smoke... Woops, looks like you fucked up there. Maybe she'll let you get her in the cornhole for your birthday or something. Maybe Christmas, who knows.

no shit? you're spotting? take a pregnancy test and report back! SEE spots, man. Don't get all "X-Files" on me, dude. Wait, I just cleaned my glasses, spots are gone. I'm gettin' kinda woozy here.