Greg_W

the more extreme the predicament the more i laugh at dumb asses who actually would think it's probable they would find themselves in such a situation. Come on Dru, no one used the word "probable". You did. My little brother and I used to play the What If game and all the scenarios were highly improbable if not impossible, but that didn't stop us from having our fun. So, go mentally masturbate with your family members then. Better yet, keep it up, it's good for a laugh.

Armageddon!!!!

Some will use plates, some don't know how...I'd figure on about 35-50.

I just got my varsity letter jacket. Can I wear it to the Picnic on Tuesday? I wanna look like all the other cool climbers.

i'm not and that's exactly what i mean. i had gray hair by the time i turned 23 - thanks to my first year of law school! They probably just figure that you're too cool to be old.

girls who say 'mutha fuka' are hot...sluts, but hot.

are we talking age or IQ??? Watch it, speling b cahmpion.

No way, dude, I'm going the prom soon. Any of you guys who are too old to fuck anymore have good recommendations for rubbers? I'm taking the captain of the cheerleaders and she's jonesing for my manmeat.

Especially with that gray hair...or are you disguising it now?

Well under 18, my friend...you oldsters make me laugh. Aren't most of you near death, or something like 45?

Fuck you, it's none of your business.

In "Cliffhanger 2", I think Stallone carries the latest bolt gun with "insta-daisy-chain" attachment.

ASk myself "what would Stallone have done in Cliffhanger?"

The same reason I am always listed as in "the laundry room." A moderator is fucking with you.

check your pm's

iceguy's plan, while not bombproof, sounds like the best option as it has fewer shenanigans involved versus catbirdseat's. Keep It Simple Stupid. The fewer operations necessary is most often times the safest (except for forgetting the rope altogether and jumping). I get extra points for using 'shenanigans' on a friday.

Sounds like your apple didn't fall too far from the science dork tree.

Bikes are aid.

FUCK YEAH!!! Then give 'em a swirly, take their shoes and pitch them into the girl's bathroom.

[quote I had put in a plug for CC.com, saying it was a good model for what our website could be. The guy (yes, he is male) who responded with the above unfortunately happens to be the main webmaster of our site. This guy ought to hang around summitpost.com and see what sort of traffic it gets. It's fucking lame over there. Some bullshit here, yes, but it is avoidable. There is a great host of information on this website if one only looks in the right places.

Just curious, how does one opt out of paying into Social Security?

who is the 'they'? Sorry, can't tell ya. Otherwise black helicopters will show up and "they" will take you away.

Okay, not to steal icegirl's thunder, but I was laying in bed thinking logistics last night. We've got some meat coming, commitments on buns, salad, sodas. Who'll volunteer to bring plates, flatwear, condiments, charcoal, etc?

Not a spelling nazi, it's just that you sound illiterate.

I don't exist, so she can check all she wants.