the more extreme the predicament the more i laugh at dumb asses who actually would think it's probable they would find themselves in such a situation.
Come on Dru, no one used the word "probable". You did.
My little brother and I used to play the What If game and all the scenarios were highly improbable if not impossible, but that didn't stop us from having our fun.
So, go mentally masturbate with your family members then. Better yet, keep it up, it's good for a laugh.