Greg_W

You like to keep 'em all to yourself, eh Greg? No, I'm just a protective father.

The look on her face. She took it for granted that EVERYONE knew the climbing comp scene. No thanks on the marrying 13 year olds; I ain't down with that. After their done with the cleaning, cooking, and child-rearing, they want to talk. It just wouldn't work; she saw it too, and was heartbroken.

If he's a punk or wants to date my daughter, crushing. Otherwise, firm.

Does that mean you're not going to go climbing with him now? He's a sport climber and boulderer, I asked. Draw your own conclusions. I offered to send him my complimentary copy of Send, Hang-dog, and Spray by Dr. Flash Amazing that I received with my $3 parking pass at the Smith Rocks State Park parking lot.

Don't think she was; I wasn't about to ask. Actually, I thought marrying age in Eastern Oregon was 13.

I believe in a firm disciplinary hand for the children of today and tough love, wirlwind.

I re-read this and it pissed me off. You have no clue what a lot of the people who frequent this site are out climbing; much of which would cause you to shit yourself. So, young squab, remember that God gave you ONE mouth and TWO ears - translation: shut the fuck up!!!

Hmm, this sounds like that creepy movie from a few years back called Boxing Helena where the first word in the title was not referring to pugilism. On a related note, Caveman Productions will be presenting an independent film, Lawyer in my Basement, A Love Story , at this year's Sundance Film Festival. Stay tuned for further release information.

A teenage girl approached our campsite at the Grasslands (Smith Rocks) Sunday morning, "Do you guys have any water we could have? We were at a indoor comp in Bend at the (whatever name she said) gym yesterday, have you heard of it? Anyway, can we please borrow some water so we can brush our teeth?" I could barely keep a straight face as I poured some water into her mug. I shook my head for a full 5 minutes as she walked back to her campsite. Nice ass, though.

I don't think Greg is talking about bouldering... PHUCKK DAT SHEEAATT!!! Why waste good granite by only climbing 12' of it? I did boulder in Smith Friday night, but I chalked ( ) that up to like sport-demon possession or something.

Hey, I've missed you Off. Might have some work for you in Seattle. I'll PM you.

Quit your whining, you little bitch. I climbed all last weekend. Hopefully, I'll be heading over to L-worth soon, as well. PM me and we'll hook up or something. If you show up in Lycra or with a stick clip or other sporto shit, we'll probably have Trask take a rubber hose to you.

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Yeah, but I wasn't clipping no bolts.

Fuck 'em. And climb with Adamson, Borbon, or Charlie, who says there needs to be more fights at the crags. WAIT A SECOND!!! A LAW STUDENT/FUTURE LAWYER CONCERNED ABOUT ETHICS????? WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO? Just kidding Specialed.

Having just returned from Smith Rocks, home of stick clips and other weird shit, I can't really see how the words 'sport climbing' and 'ethics' can go next to each other in a sentence.

Ooooohh. That's gotta hurt.

I took a good fall this weekend on a .75 Camalot; upon inspection, it looked like it didn't fare too badly: the plastic sleeve over the cable was abraded and one of the cams has a little dent. This brought up a question: Do cams have a life cycle? Do they need to be replaced after so long or so many falls? I know that the sewn sling should be replaced at a certain interval, but what about the solid components?

At an early morning arraignment hearing, AlpineK was recorded as shaking his head and growling, "I am not a criminal," a la Richard Nixon. During his exit from the courtroom, he attacked a bailiff who apparently resembled a sportclimber who backed into AlpineK's car 6 months previous. AlpineK is in lockdown.

60-m, for sure. I like my Sterling Marathon, if you're undecided on brand.

gumbies, sure; but they had nice haul bags.

I find that I can't eat lots in the morning. I have found that Kashi Go-lean breakfast bars are just the right amount and give me enough energy to go until lunchtime. I get them at Trader Joe's, about a buck each.

I would have to disagree. This British skier, and all skiers, should be held responsible for their actions on the slopes; especially if accidents occur due to disregard for safe practices.

Dude, word on the street is that chix don't dig the desperate approach. Try to play it cool, bro. Good one, dood. Are we brawling at Smith this weekend or what?

And is that working for you?