Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
baisically anything he said in that movei was just hilarious.
[Whilst In California.]
Annie: It's so clean out here!
Alvy (Woody): That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.
In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
or in manhattan:
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics
Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.
I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.
why not a few more...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.