scott_harpell

Ok... here we go. We had a 6 foot tall promo box of mac n' cheese in our dorm. A girl dorm thought they would steal this and they did. So what I did was buy $300 in bulk mac noodles ($ came from everyone shipping in $). I made it all in the bathub with boiling water being cnostantly being poured in and drained it iwth a window screen. We loaded my truck up completely full with 5 gallon buckets, twice!. And the filled the entire dorm 6 inches deep in mac noodles. I also found a teddy while there and rappped off the building and duct taped it to the glass facade 60 feet up. At night that thing silouetted so nicely along with the name of the owner which i also duct taped to the glass.

with some

Churchie

I believe labbats blue was his preffered beer. Also not so ironically the beer of choice for most white trash homosexuals.

I don't care to look for your posts but I do remember a specific post in the other forum where you were berating people because they "couldn't pull down" and you also incinuated that I was a "130lb. fuck" and that another poster was a "balding middle aged fuck" who also couldn't "pull-down." Here's a news flash NOLSEy baby, you can't pull down either. You are weak. The sad thing is that you take climbing seriously.

fuck that! I am not searching for your verbal masterbation so can find proof that shit stinks. Your an asshole and you said as much just a few posts ago. You are demeaning and you are an elitist that isn't in the elite. How pathetic are you?

and NOLSE please don't tell me you are denying that you talk shit to people taht can't, as you say, "pull-down." One might make the argument that you can't pull-down either. At least I know that climbing 5.11 is weak-sauce.

This makes even Freddie Mercury uncomfortable. NOLSE and Scott, time to admit your true feelings for one another... I like girls thanks.

That is why I don't post them unless something notable happens. I hate reading lame Toof TR's but if they are funny and injected with some humour they are fun too. I was just telling you why I don't write as many, not making judgments on others.

I am pulling out my redneck card on that one. Get outta jail free card.

Mmmmm deleted post.

First things first... I am in desperate need of some route specifics for Das Toofen. If anyone has been to at least the bivy ledge (top of 2) or possesses intimate knowledge (pitch lengths come to mind) of the route from a reliable source; please pm me... I will make it worth your time. Speaking of which, does anyone know where CBS is? CBS: check your pms or email... If I got this information, I might be a little more reluctant to share about Das Toof? Speaking of Das Toof? I hesitate to post TRs for climbs I've done prior to joining the board; especially when climbers who have accomplished far more than I ever will (ex. Klenke ) don?t. Case in point; you don?t see him posting a TR for any of the many FAs he did prior to cc.coms creation. If anything, I feel like it would come across as a weak attempt to further promote my already oversized ego, and we all know there isn?t much room left on this site for egos. And if anything, I haven?t earned it. If you are in search of beta for Das Toof, pm me? I?ll gladly help in any way I can (if it isn?t already apparent from my ninja like quickness to spray beta on anyone who asks about a route I have done?). Rumr: you interest in nailing the butt? Got plans for the 4th holiday? Holla at your boy!

The reason people don't like you NOLSE is because you suck at climbing just like the rest of us. You may suck a bit less than most, but the truth is that unless you are climbing 5.14's you can't trash other's comments. TR's are boring unless you do something that someone hasn't done before or you epic. I have posted a few of those because I think people might like to read about them. You constantly trashing people because you almost sucessfully aided some 5.11 and they can't climb 5.10 is just horse-shit. Take a hint from Potter man. Its all about humility even at that level. Even if you were pushing the sport (which you are not) you have no right to trash on others.

I booty em. What is your point?

Oh and I am sad that you didn't take up my invitation to run in my race. You know? given that you are an ultra*thump-thump*runner and all.

Hey ya hankercheif wearing chest thumpin elitist sooka; Go jerk off to your TR about girth pillar again why don't you? No-one cares how you climb. You are not even that good. You brag about routes that have been done by plenty of people, you brag about hobbies that many of us do. THe only difference between you and the rest of us is that you talk about the shit you do constantly.

whatever.

we tried that but our replies somehow got lost in cyberspace.

Diagnosis: acute case of MPD. This boy needs some help.

*bump*

How about this iaiain. If i sent this lady a PM, she is more than welcome to post it on this thread. I don't date climber chicks.

I am just wondering how many PM's you have received thus far.

is blockbuster that 10c after the AO?

*stumped*