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let's do one of deez, biyotch...what's yer name again?

used this stuff whilst bailing off the torment-forbidden traverse...i still feel alive, albiet rather hungover...my partner was much less enthusiastic about trusting this shit, odd, since i weight almost 100 lbs more...

Climb: Mt Hood-Granny's Asscrack Date of Climb: 6/22/2004 Trip Report: Luetholds - shitty slush to my knees (and i ain't exactly short) from the top of the skilift to illum gap and beyond. miserable snow. luetholds resembled the chocolaty asscrack of a 60 year old crack-whore w/ a severe disregard for personal hygiene...frequent loose brown slides pouring down from above. knee deep in dirty filth..coulda figured up a whole bunch more inspiring things to do today. Gear Notes: zen buddhism Approach Notes: snow conditions soul suck the descending triple scrotum of satan

not a helicopter? or to be turned into a ray of light and ask J.C. to miracle yer ass there?

you da man, iain! it's almost as if you nothing to do all day but sit around in front of a computer....

the skew-t graph and explanation are excellent...now where is the source of said skew-t's? i didn't find them after a casual search through the national weather service page.

PM Pandora. why? have they put a dsl line into the muir hut recently???

It was the fact that your name was prominently written, Mountie-style, on the front of your helmet. or the name on your snazy pmr red jacket? wow, the mountain pix makes it still look totally sweet up there!

http://www.weather.com/weather/local/USWA0468?whatprefs= tuesday - 78 and sunny. no people hankering for the alpine after all these weekends of crap? nothing more rewarding than a night ascent of hoodie, followed by a full day of work...

so monday-wensday look pretty good...anybody wanna climb after work? the butte or broughtons...i'd be game for a hood climb at night if you wanna...

shoulda stayed for the bum club, paul! next time we could just figure on grilling out down by the river...all we need is a grate...there's fire pits down there and the atmosphere is better anyway. think i get a big "i told you so" on the ranger thing though, if you look at my original posts. easier to drive home from broughton's after a few beers than from pdx, that's for sure...

Bum Club rocked! Bunch of hobos 'round the river watching rednecks doing donuts in the parking lot. Anyone else get accosted by that bum on the way out?

mike's veins run w/ beer, so why bring anything other than a sharp stick?

spend a week or two in the vicinity of stuart, a week in the n cascades, and generally shirk and avoid all fatherly/husbandly duties as frequently as possible w/o getting divorced/castrated/etc looking forward to summer pubclubs and being harassed by the likes of pete

shit, as a compliment from me...the quote speaks volumes in this particular situation...miguel layton is my Personal Savior...i sacrifice chickens to him regularly

the last 1000 feet of the mountain is pretty much the same from all sides...a moderately steep uphill slog on the top of the dome. the only steep portion on the kautz is the section just left of the icecliff, right above camp hazard, and even that isnt' too severe. the rest is a slog fest.

poor teachers like me still gotta slug it out for 1 more week...

reckon on moving me ride round 730-8. won't be there till 5 though, so the priority appears to be drinking... dont' forget, the water fountain is still cluster-fucked...

plus he's got a cool enough signature line to know you shouldn't fukwitisbeta

what is he, like 17? emotionally...

be there round 315 if anyone wants to do soemthign early...probably boulder around on hanging gardens area while waiting for you employed types to show

friday & saturday - ass sent through the wringer at broughton's. fukisuk. sunday - zoo rocks. why the hell doesn't the new eagle canyon exhibit connect to the mountain goat display to make the whole thing a fuk'n circuit?

broughton or the butte in the afternoon? consider it a warm up so as to not look like a total putz for the thursday send-fest/bbq

i've cracked my bd half dome by sitting on it whilst in my pack...guess my ass is heavier than my head; not what many people would have figured.

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/192374/page/11/view/collapsed/sb/5/o/all/fpart/1 location of the secret rebel base...er, rappell rope on the kautz.