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ivan

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  1. lazy, drunken, falling, ornery, horny and dirt-bag were all conspiciously absent as options as well
  2. and i'm off to climb the picnic lunch wall, so that's it for your culture-accentuation for the weekend
  3. The wretch concentered all in self, living, shall forfeit fair renown, And doubly dying shall go down to the vile dust from whence he sprung unwept, unhonor'd, and unsung bitch!
  4. really? i always thought that harry's final monologue at the end of that scene was completly incomprehensible i do like the part where he tries buying god off thought by listing all the shit he's done for him lately though... i do like he french bit right after: mark how our steeds for present service neigh! mount them, and make incisions in their hides that their hot blood will spin in english eyes...
  5. ah yes, i forgot about him - it was a 3-way pun then my name is pistol called - it sorts well w/ your fierceness
  6. ivan

    ASSHOLES

    hello? i got in on the ground floor w/ that one on post #3, joke stealing muthatfucka!?!
  7. i was afraid to introduce the word "pax" into this violent culture
  8. ivan

    Pitons?

    if you just want to test gear placements of all sorts, do it on cracks that are just off the ground - place'em, put a runner on them, then load the shit out of them to see how they hold. don't hammer at crags that are developed unless you're ready to kill some sport-climber
  9. ivan

    Pitons?

    practice on junk clifflets - as said, smaller knifeblades adn lost arrows and angles seem best round here, in the winter - best way to gain proficiency though is to aid climb, where they still get frequent use - there are plenty of aid lines that folks have just plain forgot about since the free-climbing revolution
  10. (*)(*) ?
  11. ivan

    ASSHOLES

    don't the french have a solution for this important problem?
  12. ivan

    ASSHOLES

    i was harangued for buying the cheap-o recylced t.p. the other day - turns out this is one of the many ways a man can show his woman that he is totally insensitive to her needs
  13. ivan

    ASSHOLES

    ...are like opinions?
  14. assuming he can find out the dude's name, phone #, email, eh?
  15. i guess i'm confused then - a quick read of your thread, then a look at your first post in this one, would seem to indicate that you are both for and against these sorta modest proposals. perhaps you meant it in jest though, given prole's tar n' feathering suggestion.
  16. funny - been teaching the french revolution the past week - having my kids recollect all the time some doorknob suggested shit like this as a solution to a societal problem - comparing it to "the terror" and other moments of the revolution - exactly how succesful is your proposal in improving a damn thing again?
  17. "fortune is bardolph's foe and so hanged he must be"
  18. no i just show movies about war and stuff while sitting in the back of a darkened room and read the sports page...
  19. 1. northerners, particularily early northern industrialists 2. no
  20. i don't understand - please explain and econ was by far my worst subject, so it seems more likely i'd be teaching gym, for afterall: those who can, do those who can't, teach those who can't teach, teach gym
  21. remember, the north (or england that matter) didn't outlaw slavery before the civil war b/c they thought it was unjust, they just realized it was cheaper to pay dumbass immigrants slave-wages
  22. yeah, b/c that's why we should have a giant army
  23. pork swords!
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