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ivan

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  1. you reckon he's a self-loathing queer, a god-damned log-cabin republican?
  2. ken rocks - miss you dude (and the old haircut!) heard you doing the tieton thang this weekend w/ dave - me n' geoff are going to smiff though btw, you're still known as wallawalla ken in these parts, and likely will for at least the next decade
  3. isn't kevbone like obiwan kenobi though? ya know, strike him down and he'll only become more powerful than you can possibly imagine?
  4. Plant them in your neighbor's yard or in a nearby greenbelt. ;-) most folks tend to notice 8 foot high stinkweed even if they don't, the damn deer sure do!
  5. congrats on graduating - ready to move out and start paying your own billz now?
  6. hey! you always get home alive though, right? i notice wallawalla ken ain't asked me to take him back up hood though
  7. ivan

    KKKKK

    i write tr's for you you b/c i *heart* you really
  8. i thought that's why the god-lord invented the closet?
  9. based on the local scenery, i can only assume he's about to spark a phattie?
  10. so long as the pocket pussy don't die! my last year of college the landlord tried to enforce the "you must mow the lawn" provision of our lease - we found a lot of booze and a golf-club worked wonders
  11. umm...pat..that sounds like work! what's a cloche - sounds french - i KNEW you were a traitor! kev - i've been using gatorade - i though plants needed electrolytes?
  12. put plenty of time prepping my garden this year, then put practically nothign in it - reckon knowing i was gonna be gone for 5 weeks didn't help what the fucks' the deal w/ peppers? i plant them every year adn then they just sit there, not growing, but not dying - lazy bastards! at least i can grow tomatoes, the weed of the vegetable wordl my best luck this year has been all the shit from my kitchen that decided to grow anyway - garlic, potatoes and onions (hmm - pretty much the only veggie type items i eat anyway)
  13. ivan

    KKKKK

    ah yes, been up there twice- maybe the third time it won't be storming like a mohterfucker?
  14. cool folks i met/climbed w/ through this board (that i can recall off the top of my head) highlander mtnhigh shredmaximus rbw19something joshk billcoe josephh kevbone (hey, he's less retard in person!) tvash brock corvallisclimber weekendclimber carl (ban him!) mike layton wallawalla ken jlag miker probably some more, but i'm toasted and thinking i've made some point that hpefully i'll be able to recall and articulate 2morrow
  15. ivan

    KKKKK

    well, seeing no shorts over polypro, i'm left to conclude this must be an okay guy? washington pass area?
  16. waaay ahead of you bill - now if only i can stay awake until 10... dinomyte - what can you do? it's the nature of the beast - i teach when i can, but w/ limited time, i spend most of my climbing oppotunities off trying to scare the holy shit out of myself, which is pretty much what i've been doing since the beginning when i got started w/ no help or guidance either - the board is just retards in action - vaguely useful for sure, but mostly for the simple joy of watchign simpletons humping doorknobs
  17. i like to climb in my sleep plaidman - badass! but not at the summit dude, land of the little people! i'll help you rig the keg-lowering if need be choada boy - just because you lost grip and dropped your favorite crusty sock down the wall doesn't mean you "lost your wife in a climbing accident"
  18. exactly - my little red rooster looks much better in his natural plumage
  19. people who live in cardboard boxes must be cereal rapists then
  20. does she climb hotel room walls? i thought the point of having a wife was so you didn't have to wear a helmet anymore?
  21. ivan

    8=====D

    you like to cross phalluses? TMI. i believe that's "crossing swords" and no...i see it more as 2 girls and their favorite toys kinda thing
  22. use the partners forum too - it helps to propose some specific ideas and to repeat every couple of days
  23. ivan

    8=====D

    i like these kinda movies more 8=======8
  24. i don't give a damn what folks wear so long as they dont' get their blood or their brains on my blue suede shoes last summer, on the ptarmigan traverse, my friend elected not to do the scramble up to the top of old guard - it was a bit of spur hike to get over to the peak, so i left everything behind, including my helmet, figuring the only real danger was falling rocks kicked off by a partner, but hey he's chilling n' smoking so i'm all set - so, a while later, 20 feet below the summit i did some little 5th class move, a short mantle onto a ledge, then stood up - as blinding pain shot through me, i realized i'd pile-driven my skull into a projecting rock horn above the ledge - blood and hair was all over the rock, and all over my hands as i evaluated just how stupid i was - half-drunk with the shock, i thought "is this, after all the stupid shit i've done, really how i've choosen to snuff meself?" downclimbing was fun, as i felt all my 3d vision had left me, in part due to the red, red kroovy flowing through my eyeballs
  25. hey, the question i was afraid to ask! sure looks like some jugging going on in that 3rd pic
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