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  1. i guess being the twit-in-chief means only you get to tweet? thank god yosemite can't let you know the traffic conditions on the pakistani death loop w/o the Orange One's say so
  2. But bad for human life. sure worked for the romans - for their neighbors' lives, not so much...
  3. so these guys are demagogue proof then?
  4. calm down, larry, you're gonna break the internetz at this rate...
  5. wish that were so, joe, but the big pendulum of history strongly suggests sam-fucky-fucky is right - it's unusual for a president to get only 4 years, but then drumpf's a damned unusual president, so i wouldn't be surprised if he gets anything between 1-30 years... dem's could totally unseat him in 4 if they can get a good candidate, but it so often seems to take longer than that...
  6. anyhow, enjoy your day - kinda like the summer solstice for you - everyday from here out your sun will get weaker n' weaker - there are few more powerful human emotions than revenge, and the trumpians sure have built up a yuuuuge reservoir of desire for that...
  7. they sure had similar coiffures
  8. coincidence that dj-jizzy trump's inauguration was on the 75th anniversary of the holocaust beginning? i think not.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wannsee_Conference
  9. where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
  10. all white ice-climbs look the same
  11. i wouldn't let a dirty thing like proof ever go tarnishing an argument of yours
  12. it's so wierd to see the gnome-kings epistles go online - i'm used to having to read them while squatting on grassy ledges after rousing them out from a derelict nalgene bottle you ever notice "if" is the middle word in life, ole-boi?
  13. think i managed to frost-nip my pinky today - fuck it was cold - looked something south of austere down there on the river...
  14. i'm not here - i am not he - i am not - i? X
  15. what became of ye and the k-19? ya'll looked to have cleared out by the time we passed cape horn, unless you went to the bottom of the slalom-track
  16. might be a coincidence, but i saw what appeared to be a full division of artillery on the fuk'n railroad near beacon yesterday getting shipped somewhere - clearly some brown folks are in deep danger
  17. 8 year olds, dude
  18. Trip: Archer Creek - By the Time I Get to Arizona Date: 1/16/2017 Trip Report: what better way to spend mlk-day than indulging in the late reverend's favorite hobby? wholly shiite muslims, it's goddamn cold in that thare gorge - the hurricane wind really helps hurry you the hell along... ain't been to work since fuckall - jesus, it's gonna be july before they let us go home - after snowpocalypse 2017 reduced the good people of sw washignton to feasting on their young, i managed to emerge from the ashes of my hopeless dreams n' go diddling into the gorge w/ Our Boy Bryan on a sunday afternoon ole adam was gracious to let us get all criminal up in his beacon abode - a raging fire led eventually to a raging hangover - arctic skies, a big blow threatening to carry all away - kenny came by n' then it was a 4-alarm hootenanny, us all hepped up n' hollering at the heavens, listening to old school records on the whirly-table - had some soup n' sausage n' got all whiskey-drunk, not caring one bit about the wicked world around us at all... a deep gray invading my dim conscious as the grisly sun crept above the horizon on mlk-morning - bitter cold n' breezy - biscuits n' gravy at the skamania mart, was worried for a bit it might come right back up n' besmirch the virgin snow adam had done some snowshowing up the archer creek drainage and had pics of lovely ice - we reckoned it was long odds anybody gotten back up there, given its a bit of an approach and every fool know's there still ton's of FA's available just 5 minutes from the parking lot throughout the gorge not too hard to find - a couple miles east of cape horn take the smith-cripe rd north of the 14 - chains required currently - at the heavily-shotgunned end of county road sign, park n' start hoofing it back into the drainage - a good deal of gems to mine back there - approaches are 30-60 minutes, depending on how far you wanna wander we did a short, steep 35 meter pitch at the top of a gully - remembered to bring the rope-gun this time, so no need for heroics - there was much more to do, but jesus-god, we were both frozen n' ready for a warm car (the pbr-can clotted w/ ice a minute after opening), so settled for some steep forest cluster-fucking n' side-hilling to scope out part of the cliff line n' scooted seemed only proper to give The Man credit in the moniker [video:youtube] lotza lovely stuff up there white people all look the same...
  19. everybody likes bacon...
  20. a mountain wilderness should not have bolts, but its not always wrong to have bolts in wild mountains
  21. no good having fun, this'er world's supposed to be solely for serious bidness hard to gauge the average sobriety of that thare group too...
  22. lovely day - a true blizzard on the walk in n' out - geoff n' i done forgot to bring the rope gun - life ain't been so sweet of late, we're running out out of time n' full o' hate
  23. it's death to go out there!
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