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  1. ivan

    festivus in february

    the word "reboot"
  2. ivan

    festivus in february

    all of the odd-numbered star trek movies
  3. ivan

    festivus in february

    i'm sorry - "people" and "talking" have already been taken
  4. ivan

    festivus in february

    champagne and oysters on the potomac
  5. ivan

    festivus in february

    irish cuisine
  6. ivan

    festivus in february

    people with tattoos covering more than 2% of their bodies
  7. ivan

    festivus in february

    ring fingers
  8. ivan

    festivus in february

    the semi-colon and the braces
  9. ivan

    festivus in february

    poets (with the exception of walt whitman (but not "i sing the body electric" or "when lilacs last in the dooryard bloomed"))
  10. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who are appalled by nip-slips
  11. ivan

    festivus in february

    tunics
  12. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who wear jeans
  13. ivan

    festivus in february

    noble gases
  14. ivan

    festivus in february

    outer-space
  15. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who frequently say "i'm sorry"
  16. ivan

    festivus in february

    interstates with speedlimits below 80
  17. ivan

    festivus in february

    restaurants where you just throw the fucking peanut shells on the floor
  18. ivan

    festivus in february

    sloppy joes
  19. ivan

    festivus in february

    capital punishment regimes forbidding the use of the guillotine
  20. ivan

    festivus in february

    the location of the letter z on the qwerty keyboard
  21. ivan

    festivus in february

    tweeters
  22. ivan

    festivus in february

    the designated hitter
  23. ivan

    festivus in february

    karate kid 2
  24. ivan

    festivus in february

    the fucking metric system
  25. ivan

    festivus in february

    umami
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