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i don't want to change the world i'm not looking for a new england i'm just looking for another girl [video:youtube]

larry for larry, america

only if they shave first

their too small - you'd need an ostrich at least i figure...

how i was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction 500 feet above the stage...something straight out of "cliffhanger"

it ain't easy being orange

i've never understood the attraction the pacific northwest has for the homeless - why not florida? haiwaii? arizona?

wow - i think i figured it out larry - you can't cut and paste from there w/o the cc.overlord throwing the monkey wrench atcha

i know - it hurts when this site crashes: https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php

but hey, somebody else dubbed it "the pencil" - you boys gotta pick your own name since you were the first to do it! the ticonderoga two-step?

i can't believe you're tired of winning already larry...

you just can't have nice things...

you should apply for a job at the justice dept, larry, i hear they have an opening

sounds like a whole lotta exercise for one day

donald trump treats objects like women, man

you can't delete the internetz dood

stop making sense larry [video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQO-fKDMLVc&t=378s

dry? hmmm...too cold n' snowy n' icy to really be sure good times though, you woulda hated it

2017 1/28 - grim indeed, so deep into this foul year of our dear lord Trump, the 1st of his name, blessed be his orange-mane, and yet i'd not made it to beacon to bare my mangled soul? many things have passed, most of them tragic - what can they matter against a backboard so bleak? much snow n' ice this month - work all ahoo - the good country on the verge of a solid-gold cunt taking control - what can you do? the silverman crew in camas not too early in the morn, me emerged from my overnight couch-nap n' crawling in w/ a bit of a cloud-fuck hovering over my head the typical chuckles n' cheerful banter backed with chutzpah as we wandered back east through the growing wind n' wicked glowing snow, not knowing what is adling toward us all (and eager) yarg, the ranger in the lot, w/ the all too familiar yack-yack-yack the corner was the call, and the walk down had me all grinning - snow the whole way, my boots fortuitously in the car, and a snow-pole too curious indeed - can't recall the last time i tumbled towards the corner in this late winter season n' was skunked by some new comers, but sure as shit, there they were - battle-ground bryan n' his boi cluster-fucking their way up the rather wintry first pitch - i cracked open a beer n' waxed philosophic, but my crew grew cranky, and soon we were on the tracks n' headed west for a true circumnavigation the labyrinth was the call, on the logical assumption the east wind would be more merciful on the west side, though it wasn't - we wound our way there n' kicked in our place among the snow and the oak - kyle carried us up there as we froze n' fretted, then we continued our hill ascent through the cluster-fucked cold n' fuckered off west to near the boat launch had a beer n' some failed-fire laffs, then some redneck hijinx in the snowy parking lot, then that was it - the day done amidst the wreck of dogs n' burgundy n' bitter embers of this unctuous underworld...

awww, i thought you were gonna take me? very blustery day at beacon - good adventure - and i got to sleep in, so i figure i win

they are only some peppers, senor, they are not a threat to you, i swear - i got them from my abuelita

come out to beacon saturday morning and see some real exploding inner-nutz boi-o

if ya gotta back somebody, might as well back the winners, eh?

always nice to have a 2nd tool, but little old ladies in woolen dresses did it w/ alpenstocks a long time ago, so ya know, it'll go... there's pretty much always waist-deep powder down on the reid - it'll get better as you get up the coulior there won't be a schrund

holy fuck, as if winter mountaineering didn't already require hauling 6 tons of shit uphill...