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  1. ivan

    festivus in february

    mustache hairs that intrude into the corner of the mouth
  2. ivan

    festivus in february

    bouncy-ball chairs
  3. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who don't get why tom waits is god
  4. ivan

    festivus in february

    black jelly beans
  5. ivan

    festivus in february

    football (i mean football)
  6. ivan

    festivus in february

    non-douglass adams brand atheists
  7. ivan

    festivus in february

    white wine (assuming there's red around)
  8. ivan

    festivus in february

    most all jazz music
  9. ivan

    festivus in february

    nickelback
  10. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who don't wear hats
  11. ivan

    festivus in february

    boxers (and briefs)
  12. ivan

    festivus in february

    asphalt
  13. ivan

    festivus in february

    snuff porn before 5 pm
  14. ivan

    festivus in february

    asian porn
  15. ivan

    festivus in february

    joe pesci
  16. ivan

    festivus in february

    scented candles
  17. ivan

    festivus in february

    the common cold
  18. ivan

    festivus in february

    calligraphy
  19. ivan

    festivus in february

    anyone with a negative ape index
  20. ivan

    festivus in february

    artificial turf
  21. ivan

    festivus in february

    unpopped popcorn kernels
  22. ivan

    festivus in february

    blackberry seeds
  23. ivan

    festivus in february

    calling anything that exists in this universe "natural" or "unnatural"
  24. ivan

    festivus in february

    superglue
  25. ivan

    festivus in february

    any welshman named jones
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