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what if bigbigbigger has no legs, huh? suppose he's crawling fromt he top of the lift? would ya give him shit then? i might have a personal ethic about not paying to get up those first few thousand miserable feet, but it sure don't apply to my booze - can that go for free?

oughta work well at g-bay, to end the thread drift: "chew it! chew it, you haji-fuck!"

for years i've been tryign to secure the patent rights to bacon bubble gum - folks keep telling me that there's no market, but i gotta biiiiig dream

dude - you can easily huff up 5 liters of wine and a handful of limes/oranges - make iced sangrias on the snow dome baby!

sucks - not the first casualties on denali this year either...

torture i think is listening to the debate on torture - why couldn't i have been born a bottle nosed dolphin? those fuckers seem to be, oddly, rather more grounded...

curiosly, this phrase makes me incredibly hungry

your "most fucked up religion on the planet" award must take into account the entire history of the religion, no? the recent outbreak of muslim insanity can be balanced against a great deal of stabilty and reasonability in the previous centuries. at any rate, no matter what they profess, most folks' true religion is greed, and that is no doubt a better candidate for your vaunted accolade

how about this entry for the hindus and sikks?

willie lee (aka jack brown) musta told you about the perils of mexico?

in the spirit of the conservation of suck, y-day somebody broke into my car and stole my wedding ring (time to buy my 4th one for the same wife!), watch, wallet, school bag i've been using since my student-teacher dayz, sunglasses, shoes, shirt, etc. so....fuck yesterday!

spending a 120,000 years asleep would sure solve a lot of my financial problems - maybe i'd even be able to grow a beard by the end of my nap?

hadden flats, just a mile or two outside the park entrance, is ghetto maybe, but its free and only 30 minutes or so from the valley - didn't see another soul there when moof and i were there last month.

road was driven on memorial day by pete_h, so it appears fixed now

it feels like heresy coming from me, but might i suggest simply skipping the drugs? i didn't need/use them on denali (well, at least not diamox ) and if you're just trying to use them as a crutch and skipping acclimatizing, you're creating a potentially dangerous siutation for yourself.

your a canuckistanian dru - how long you reckon before your maple-syrup loving countrymen remove the offending stone?

fistfights in the buffet line?

apparently my 3 extra inches ruins everything it wasn't all that, just memorable - i seem to recall on the return part that it interfered unacceptably w/ my smoking

holy shit, now that woulda been cool! the mouth cave pretty much sucks to sit in as is - wtf happened to them?

the 18 some odd quickdraws got bootied by the party immediately before us, 'fore we had a chance at 'em! joe, if you're refering to that slackline setup, it's still seeing plenty of use - rercently watched some total mutants playing on that and the slackline into the west face cave - i was tempted but a wee bit too adled at the time i feared

so that would sound like his decision to solo saved another guy from dying, no?

i find spinach palatable only after frying it in bacon fat

from experience though, its shockingly easy to get the scrip, plus a wealth of other expedition drugs (including morphine!)

at any rate, if'n you wanna escape shitty weather, it usually involves driving a while, eh?

yeah, oughta be shorter if you come in from the us side - the approach wouldn't suck either if you could ski it