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my partner is lucky if he ever gets anything more than a hip-belay while i light my cigarrette and search for the most annoying song on my tunebox to blast at him what the hell is a bus belay? if you're actually using a belay device, the main thing is to make sure there's no slack and your brake hand is ready to grab the rope - whatever path gets you to that mecca is good enough

you mean you weren't one of these guys? [video:youtube]

this makes it sound like the ideal kind of news is local news and jerry springer - the choice between listening to raucous dipshits n' retards and remotely intelligent and informed "elites" is a pretty easy one to make

oleg wtf?!? when did you smush yerself? thought i saw you a couple months ago in reasonable shape - remeber dude, no matter how fucked up you get, you can always aid-climb!

what radio news source is less partisan than npr?

someday when i get sum money i'm gonna tattoo my kids' names on my forearms - that way i'll remember who to call to wipe my ass during my golden years

john, have you not been hanging out in spray lately? folks have been plenty regular-flavor aggressive of late!

says well-tatted ice climber john frieh, pdx, or! i'm want to wait to figure out what my official prison-bitch nickname's gonna be 'fore i take the plunge

yes, i'm famously anti intellectual robert mcnamara was a huge fan of stats too

98% of all statistics are meaningless

why do you want to make terry gross cry, you heartless fuck?!?

how is showing pix of teabaggers in action not a valid part of the conversation?

you mean buckfast?

how'd these guys lose the cold war again?

mayhap ya'll could go climb thermogenesis 2gether? sick!!!

more like an ass-half - takes 2 of him to make an ass-whole

this woman is wrong - she can not teabag jesus - jesus would have to teabag her

for a critter called a swallow they sure do look to do a lot of spitting

like the bro-zone?

wtf w/ the abbrevs?

why are you still whining about that? carl used to post under his real name and if you saw him in person and felt like you couldn't "cape" him before he could "cape" you, ya must be in a fucking wheelchair - i'm pretty certain my 6 year old could take 8-ball (but then she's a vicious little creature w/ an affinity for going straight for your johnson, man, and not w/ no cape i assure you) move on!

says karl marx of london, england

"call me sir, goddammit!!!"

my real name is an unpronoucable symbol

people w/o a healthy sense of humor don't last very long as teachers or, alternatively, they survive by becoming cranky assholes and alcoholics, toxic to all who get near them its easy to feel like a poorly paid day-care provider