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in my own defense, i had at least READ the books i burned - gotta imagine most of these folks in florida who want to torch their korans (which waht, they're buying off ebay at apostate prices? ) don't know a goddamn bit 'bout isnads n' hadith n' whatnot

no shit - somethign about that total low-rent tissue-thin paper of free religious tracts is perfect for scooping out the ole'corn-hole!

if you don't get the government small than how else will it fit in everybody's bedroom!?!

burned a bible outside my dormroom my first year of college - an RA walked up, aghast - "what are you doing?" "burning a bible" - the 30 second pause as he tried to process that was perfect - his only response, completly serious - "but...you'll set the concrete on fire!" "uh....it's been raining all day" a few years later i enjoyed a beautiful spring day of drinking good beer, listenign to led zeppelin at ear-splitting volumes through the apartment walls, building paper airplanes out of the book of mormon n' setting them on fire as we threw them off the 4 floor of the building - rarely did they reach the ground still ablaze, just wasted bits of fluttering of carbon neither j.c. nor moroni have seen fit to wreck their destruction down on me or my ilk yet - allah i'm not sure i'd want to fukwit though, ya know?

allah is great, just not great enough to put out his book when it's on fire? seems unlikely these folks know how to read anyhow, they're probably just jealous n' angry

how i start my annual debate w/ seniors over the best form of government

j_b reminds me of dennis...not that there's anythign wrong w/ that... [video:youtube]

i thought laughter was a violation of sharia law?

i thought some got dropped for political reasons - wasn't madrone in the first edition for example, but then dropped b/c of its closure?

drytooling w/ adze still on the tool, eh? yeah i did that once...once.

jeebus larry, you humped a week's worth of shit in and hung out alone all that time - you bring a book or really catch up on your sleep?

fella like to file the gates of his biners into switchblades? can't figure out how in the hell this would happen - sure would be easy to see as a scam...

jeebus - getting to be as goddamn expensive to climb as go to fucking disneyworld... easy to cut the parks lose to fend for themselves (and have to raise rates) when all the budget is goign to kill towel-heads and service decades of deficit spending though...

no doubt the reason russians make such fine drunks - who can stop drinking when the sun doesn't go down all summer?

over - day after labor day means school's back

"for every one us, living in this world means waiting for our end. let he who can achieve glory before death. when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark." beowulf

relic of the 2nd anchor on dirty double overhang, removed in current shape my jack'o'lantern model for this year

only 1-2 days in yosemite?

photoshop gone wrong?!

The cheap bastards never pay for gas either. Thank Allah the Jews have such a stand up guy like fairweather to defend them from the attacks of you leftist jew loathing freedom haters! P.S. Rumor has it a Jew was climbing "heart of gold" in Leavenworth today, likely looking for spare change. If either of you think think any of this bullshit if funny I got newz for you. It's not. It's whatever the opposite of funny is. uh...josh is like....uh....jewish, dude can't tea-sipping fairy-footed liberals at least be able to make fun of themselves?

it's alright, i have faith in the ability of folks on this site to get drunk and hang out w/ other climbers on their own the demise of tuff love in the past few years has been a bummer though...

how much public speaking have you done? doesn't usually take me more than about 5 minutes to say some thoroughly stupid shit that i don't even mean.

amidst all this yammering in circles, i forget - is there a concrete course of action that any of you are actually advocating for, or are you just killing time?

sick, sick day at bacon yday - forgot how skerry it is to climb the corner when the whole rock is one giant waterfall - dave, you should be to see that apparently your rat fell to his death - his carcass even now resides at the base of upsising something i'd never seen at the b before - herds of elk languidly fording the river out to the island and hanging out like hobos in the savanah on the far side - if only i'd had a very, very high powered rifle and maybe a canoe...

on the positive side we did get a oscar winning movie about the war, even if it did really blow creatively i think we really just didn't get our best foot forward on OIF, i mean really, operation iraqi freedom, that's as cool a name for a war as we could think up?