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  1. pink has 6969 posts - smart money says he develops a new altar ego and leaves this fantastic avatar to memory for the record, i'm not crying over a chunk of missing rope - i do recognize that a few of The Brethern out there, not too unlike door-knob humping retards, do care about such things though and generally seek to maintain a "live and let retards hump doorknobs" kinda detente w/ them anyone sample the murk out there today? didn't start hosing 'round the 'couve till late enough to make me feel stupid for skipping out on the wild turkey...
  2. i hope u get it dude but u kinda just jinxed urself... x2 'course, you can be superstious n' still suffer the savage smackdown of fate
  3. route finding's never been his strenght, but he does reliably have beer n' stoogies, so he makes the team... tell me the weather sucks out there right now dave - after two days of being soaking wet in dipshit adventures outside i bailed on my beacon plan only for it to be actually kinda nice out my window this morning
  4. did kenny survive his shuksan excursion?
  5. well, i'm no forensic scientist, but i'm thinking the list of suspects contains no more than about...uh...4 names so i think its.....you, steve! you so slyly thought you could do the accusing and escape the awful noose of justice and yet here we find you, justly betrayed by your own treachery! PREPARE TO DIE!!! seriously...just confess dood...it'll feel a whole lot better afterwards, i swear
  6. what on earth are you talking about?
  7. if we could somehow harness the power of just how fucking COOL i am we'd be set, you know, like...as a civilization and such...
  8. ivan

    hope.....

    dude, why can't you always be this funny? i had to join an atlanta braves anonymous support group way back in the day - why does everything in life have to suck?
  9. replacing bad bolts even against the fa'ers wish is not insane to me, but i still don't understand how the bolts in question were determined to be bad prior to yanking them - i do wish jim was in on it all too as the result is a lot of bad noise from everyone i hang out w/ out there
  10. ivan

    Income Inequality

    think that story is best filed under "sad crazy chick" than anything meaningful polical esse
  11. i like dogs... ...w/ bbq sauce
  12. "its a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart" in addition to no longer being an endangered species, they are also a ubiqitious species throughout the world wonder if they do closures for them in s america? asia?
  13. If it wasn't before, is now... it's a living language
  14. check out this thread: http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/941772/Mt_Hood_Climbers_Guide#Post941772 billbob's gonna get'er done soon i hope, but his ex-wife (which one is it again bill? ) is making his life annoying and getting in the way of a hopeful pre-winter launch!
  15. ***no marmots were harmed in the making of this film***
  16. can we do the ropeup at wa pass next year and make this the central attraction please?
  17. might be true, but then by that logic he woulda created mondays n' fairweather n' rain on weekends too - that shit don't balance out, see? the sound of crashing boulders n' smell of gunsmoke always makes me think of god probably why i don't dig trundling all that much, that n' i'm a moral coward
  18. helmet shown in the pic aint' a meteor
  19. if boulders don't want to be trundled they should form unions
  20. i learned by watching you...you! if'n the fa said bolts could be added ya can...but you get called a dipshit if they weren't much needed in the eyes of the community (pricks that they are) - when the fa croaks, the community assumes stewardship and shit gets murkier - so the lesson is, don't die?
  21. WWTDD? what would tyler durden do? [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCD14IrOcIs
  22. so...did you take any pictures? you're not allowed to have the tr crown if'n you don't insert some absurd prose in w/ all the mountain-pRon now n' again!
  23. ivan

    hope.....

    all your congress will be ours?
  24. how'd he do? see if he topped out or whipped on the pins? i'd dig on watching someone send it and imagine the hard men who've put up those routes by the trail would do just fine on it...
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