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dude, do you remember how bummed out on life he was? bitter doesn't begin to desribe him. your clips up there are from light-hearted, happy, rofus 1980s carlin.

lowest - i taught in n.c....for a year you CAN earn a 2k$ bonus though if your school shows improvement for the year though - i got mine while sitting around the pool, far, far away...

in ohio's defense, their state highpt IS located on the grounds of a crappy cosmetology school, so you can get yourself a toof-less hummer while simulatenously scoring the tickmark

tvash, the cafe sensitivo is a very special place, a place for magical, positive energy, a place to make friends, a place to shield the Others from the hatefulness of the Common Man, a place to make beautiful and unique snowflakes... you ain't from around here, areya boy?

i only eat vegetarian cows

so didcha summit? heard about ya'lls epic there oleg and glad you escaped more or less unscathed - question: are russians capable of doing ANYTHING in non-beserker style?

the bbc's cutting back, so the end of the world is already upon us - for christ's sake, i won't be able to listen to the caribbean-english version anymore?!?

i miss carlin, though i'm glad he's dead - he clearly was needing a long nap there the last few years...

on the postive side, it's nice to see africans finding a NEW reason for bloody mayhem, as the old ones had pretty much been cashed out in terms of oscar-award winning films...

the nice thign about jefferson being dead is now he can shut the fuck up

the dry red for-your-salad ones are vegetarian tvp... THERE IS NO GOD!!! i believe george carlin did a good long riff on this theme: "real bacon flavor = no fucking bacon!"

i feel your title violates someone's trademark...

hopefully in the death throes of national bankruptcy all them 'spensive guns will be put out for a yard sale so we'll have more viable 2nd amendment solutions to all the problems said insolvency will entail

it is the cafe sensitivo, so i suppose you might have justly had expectations for gentler treatment, but if you've been hanging out here for 6 years surely you must realize you're being treated in compliance w/ long standing tradition, and thus can feel the warm-fuzzy little-kitty feeling of being a Part of the Group? now get going for dog's sake, eh?

so long as bacon bits are still made out of bacon...

doesn't matter how you raise'em, they seem to end up damaged

plenty of room for them there, i hear they even provide great healthcare

what's the big problem w/ doign trials in the us again? safety? uh, if they can attack us, they will, regardless if there's a trial on or not. fear of the verdict? well, if you're not damn sure they're guilty, why hold them? afraid they might go back to terrorism? tag'em like a baby seal and give'em their own personal predator to follow them around, shit, maybe they'll lead you someplace you'd like to know about? g-bay is a disgrace to our national character, however necessary it might have been or might still be, like massacring the buffalo to beat the sioux, or imprisoning japanese americans in ww2 - it needs to be closed now, and the people there tried and either justly punished or released

when we stop being the big kid on the block, of course - didntchyer ma teach you "might makes right"?!

tea baggers couldn't stomach the reality of thomas paine - dude was a raging atheist - holy shit he's got no end of great quotes here's a fun one, on the bible: "It is a book of lies and contradictions and a history of bad times and bad men. "

jesus, if we could only attach a fly-wheel to the raw spray-engine power here, we wouldn't need yucca mtn

perhaps you should implore the big O to revert to the jeffersonian model next year and simply deliver the state of the union as a letter? most of the new tea-party types can read, can't they? the reality of the sou of course is that it's evolved from a rather staid and boring and practiically invisible constitutional obligation to a rather loud and annoying political pep rally - unlike in high school, at least if you're not into pep rallies, it's not that hard to escape

koch-suckaaaaaaa!

few problems in the life of man have been solved by moving to ohio, that's sure as fuckign hell sounds like the great state of alaska was made for you, man

and u always take a ton of pics, but nothing much ever happens cuz i'm too busy taking pictures, duh! stoked to hear tc is in fat this year - seems like folks have been bitching for a couple years about the runnels not coming in well.