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  1. i have more in common w/ the (liquid) diet of the germans
  2. discoursing in latin is like wiping yer ass w/ silk?
  3. uh...i do? rare date-night tonight, so beer n' onion it is. eat out maybe one meal a month? i'm sure you've seen this photo essay comparing families world wide? http://www.rustylime.com/show_article.php?id=1497 it ain't that hard to cook shit at home as well?
  4. guess the jedi-mind trick didn't work?
  5. good luck trying to convince poor people, or really human beings in general, that fat n' sugar ain't tasty and that they'd really be much happier if they just ate celery instead lunch check! whatchya'll eating right now? home-made falafel balls drowned in spicy yogurt sauce for me, all to set up the 60 ounces of australian beer n' blooming onion w/ the wifey tonight
  6. that's about it, though the meaning of "unhealthy" is somewhat vague to me - starving to death is unhealthy too, so giving an ethiopian kid a mcrib sammy ain't exactly the same as shooting smack into his eyeballs and they do sell salads n' grilled chicken, so it's not like you can't maintain yer svelte-figure despite dining there w/ some regularity. i'm guess i'm just going for the plain vanilla buddhist truth - all things in moderation? for me at least, folks complaining about commericials making them want to buy shit just sound like whiney bitches. i also hate any argument that involves the bitch-phrase: "we have to think about the children"
  7. i don't think so? not sure really - i hardly ever watch anything w/ commercials, but i'm no paragon of proper nutrition - its obvious though that kids do ask for what they see in most commercials though
  8. it's da interwebs! hello?
  9. if i hadn't had my 1/4 lb'er w/ cheese on this occcasion, nor layton his hip-flask of shit whiskey, we'd have had to take turns killing each other! seem to recall ole'boy even put this in his nutrition chapter in his book!
  10. some day when i'm visiting the family in buena vista imma gonna have to go up thare
  11. i disagree - mickey-d's is what is, and there's no illusions, just like w/ tobacco companies i'd agree - you knew even before they had to put calorie info on everything that it was fatty and high calorie - obviously you shouldn't be eating there every day/week/month/etc - if you're running to catch an airplane or hauling a load of kids across the continent, it's a plenty fine place to stop in though as for advertising, jesus-christ, if you let your kids watch commercials then who's the retard in this particuliar issue? i'll agree ronald is a fucking pederast in a pimp suit though - i'm pretty certain he creeps out most kids anyway?
  12. but not elvis' final floating turd?!
  13. ivan

    Hookers and drugs.

    wouldn't the logical extension of that idea though deny medicare to cigarette smokers and eaters of big macs and couch-potatoes?
  14. did she at least return the fucked up bike and get a full refund? too soon?
  15. is there an emoticon for a bunch of retards trying to (unsuccesfully) hump a doorknob?
  16. ivan

    Hookers and drugs.

    reckon we can file ron under "briefly tempting" rob?
  17. real shitty external frame pack?
  18. you boys could teach a class in taunting lunatics - of course you'd likely be killed and eaten by canibals before completing the course though
  19. move to bacon forum...
  20. groovy - will be looking for fellow fools in june as the famawily kev's remining me of my devotion to is jetting back to virginia for a month leaving me behind for work and afternoon/weekend adventures before school's out and i'm off to the valley on the 26th!
  21. Do you ever spend time with your children? Just asking...... they'll be big enough to take along soon enough - in the meantime i imagine i do about the same amount of taxi driving as you do for swim/baseball/soccer practices/games and the like - got a nice 3 day beach camping vacation coming up in 2 weeks w/ them as well, and then of course we have the whole summer so...kev...wanna take some time off from yer various responsiblites and go climb a big wall next week? bring yer axe and wail while belaying!
  22. littering and...littering and...littering and...
  23. How many people rock climb in wet, dirty environments? hardly by choice
  24. ivan

    I'M IN LOVE!!!

    every toupee dies, not every toupee actually lives
  25. it's death to go up there!!!!
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