most impressive bruise i ever had in my life was from getting hit by a cannonball sized chunk on the exact same solo-creep up the sandy - crotch to knee, my whole left thigh was bright purple w/ a white bullseye in the center - took a sweet pic of it, just clad in my drawers, while holding my infant daughter and posted it here, only to immediately get read the riot act for putting up kiddie-porn - 7 years later, maybe i should try again?